Today, my fiancée woke up from a nightmare where I cheated on her. She has so far successfully gotten into my personal and work e-mails, and all my social media. I'm not sure if I'm worse at picking a wife or at picking passwords. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my wife told me she wanted a divorce. She also confessed that she has been cheating on me with my best friend for 10 years. I appreciated the honesty, but was slightly upset considering we have only been married for 9 years. FML
Today, my crazy ex-girlfriend legally changed her last name to mine. I'm getting married in a week. FML
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Today, I discovered that my ex-girlfriend, who I dated for 6 years, is getting engaged to my friend. The very same "friend" who's been encouraging me to break up with her for the past year. FML
Today, my wife, who has a drinking problem, looked me straight in the eye as she poured herself a "water" bottle to enjoy while at work. FML
Today, I got a call from a girl I dated long ago, who cheated on me and got pregnant by another guy, or so we thought. Turns out it isn't his, and she is taking me to court for child support. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years left me for a guy whose favorite color is camouflage. FML
Today, my husband recorded me getting out of bed and sleepwalking all the way into the backyard and straight into our pool. He was too busy giggling like a schoolgirl to help me out. FML
Today, my husband and I woke up to see my drunk mother passed out on our couch. She was wearing nothing but socks. FML
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PaulChristie 13
Women know everything. Don't you know that? If they want information they will get it!
UnidentifiedFun 37
When someone feels threatened by something they will put their investigation skills onto hyper mode - you might want to invest in some new passwords tbh if she's finding out everything.
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Comments (125)
AggieMike77 12
Psycho Alert!
GamerMom392 19
Dude, if a dream is her only reason for thinking you're cheating, you need to drop this broad like a bad habit. This is a big red flag, and people who ignore this cap and get married anyway are the reason the divorce rate is so high.
core01 30
If my partner hacked into my personal accounts without permission, i'd dump him. I don't care the reason. I would never do that to a partner. such a breech of trust and respect.
breezyparra 3
She shouldn't have to guess them , if there's nothing to hide, reassure her of that
Gemfez 17
I think it's kind of cute she knows OP that well she can guess all his passwords.
uhohitslisa2 20
Part of me wants to say it's probably just pre wedding jitters. But I think she's crazy.
katluvr 22
Reconsider your decision to marry this woman.
grunt_fml 17
Start running. Now.
lovenow 6
advice: run not Wali away from this one. if it's like this before you're married it will only hey worse once she's got that gold band around your neck, I mean finger.
jlperry31 10
Sounds like she is the one considering cheating or she knows she isn't giving u what u want