Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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Top comments
TheKitsune 0
That kind of sucks until you realize that you just lost a deadbeat. Now go find yourself a real woman.
Defiant47 0
Good riddance?
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Comments (229)
silly_silly 0
omg. what a bitch. some girls dont know what they want, shes prolly a barracks ****, and tried to find a way out. guh. sorry dearest.
MikeLitoris_fml 0
that,s rough man, i know how you though, my gf left me when i was in iraq.
machoman1 0
YDI
fawfulster 11
FYL because she left you. YTDI man. You're better off without her.
YamahaMama09 0
I am a Marine Wife and am very proud of my Marine. i don't believe this sorry bitch! Be glad she showed you her true colors BEFORE you got married. Good Luck OP.
Vagrarian 2
For the millionth time...this isn't an FYL. You're better off. Your life is just starting.
jafar_fml 0
she was just making shit up, she was probably just not interested in you anymore. like the degree she isnt interested in after putting so much time in. she is immature
Kenpachi_fml 0
make her have a degree in making a sandwich
Ohnothingreally 0
Congrats. She sounds like she sucked.
smalltowngirl88 0
Oh, sweetie, that's so horrible! But anyway, with the type of man you have to be to do what you do, you deserve SO much better, and now you have a chance to find it. Military-life worthy women ARE out here, you just have to find them.
machoman1 0
You're wasting your life in the marines. YDI.
P374RD3D 9
You're wasting your life being a dumbass.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Do yourself a favor and leave.