Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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TheKitsune 0
That kind of sucks until you realize that you just lost a deadbeat. Now go find yourself a real woman.
Defiant47 0
Good riddance?
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Comments (229)
roobear 2
Hardly an FML. Sounds like she doesn't want to be a military wife and is trying to break up no matter what. Not that I blame her, if I were a chick I sure as HELL wouldn't marry a guy in the military.
robe_fml 0
YDI.
machoman1 0
I agree, anyone in the service now-days is a CHUMP.
no_luck83 0
I hate you
Zeroiswin 0
I hate him too Thank you for serving
MikeLitoris_fml 0
machoman, you are a complete ******. you would never say that to a marine's face, you are absolutly the worst kind of people, i spent over a year in iraq fighting for freedom so you can do all the things you enjoy. if you ever aaid that to a marine you would end up the ******* hospital, have a great life ass hole
machoman1 0
Yeah yeah whatever. They have xbox 360 and HDtvs over in iraq. How is that hard?
Orlana 0
#69, Considering my boyfriend is in Afghanistan right now trying to dodge bullets and during his long tour in Iraq when he was caught in an explosion, I would say pretty hard. I'll be more than happy to send him the latest video game whenever I can.
machoman1 0
Yeah? ask a REAL veteran, someone from Vietnam or World War II, what they think of this war and the "Iraq veterans." Of course he's brave, but at what cost?
Orlana 0
Well let's see. Considering that there's quite a few members of my family who've served in the military as well as been to war, not one of them has anything negative to say about our boys overseas right now. Hell, I've never met a serviceman from any branch at any age say one negative comment about these soldiers. Yes, a lot of them are against the war, but they support the soldiers. They know exactly what they are going through.
feed_the_ducks 0
Sounds like your the one going places in your life, oh well your better off without her lame ass.
jhommie9696 0
Seconded on "MikeLitoris" anyone who can't show respect for the men and women who put their lives on the line for this country and our freedom should be deported.
ttownbeast 0
You ain't gonna find nothing but money grubbing ***** as long as you stay in the service you're best bet would have been to marry prior to joining up prior to even comingor wait until you are done before getting into anything serious as far as relationships go because a lot of bitches just want that military money. I'm ex Navy I avoided that bullshit and watched a lot of men wind up divorced both enlisted and officers all because they were too stupid to see what the hell was going on. If you do meet someone don't tell em what you do the job is not a prerequisite for a lasting relationship and usually not important on the first date.
msw52 0
She's probably just projecting her insecurities and you've become the poor victim
potatopeeler 0
You don't want to marry a loser like that anyway.
MikeLitoris_fml 0
machoman, you really are retarded arent you. when you live with constant threat of some ******* local trying to blow you up with a car. then when you put your life on the line to protect ass holes like yourself, then you can talk to me about what is hard, and i dare you to go up to a marine, or any one in the military and call them a chump for defending our country, then youll be thinking life is real hard in a hospital you ******.
bluedoll 1
*cheers* Thank you Mike :-)
Apachefire21 0
sorry brother.. that really does suck but some of these retards are right... you will have no prob findin another, better girl. SEMPER FI