Today, my fiancée broke up with me because I "don't know what I'm doing with my future". I've done four years in the Marines and am in the process of becoming an officer. She has a film degree which she has no interest in, works at the mall, and just moved back in with her dad. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me because I'm in the military and I'm gone too much. The reason I enlisted in the first place is because we agreed that the money and benefits I would earn would help us be able to start a family in the future. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she'd support my decision to stay in, or get out of the military, so I renewed my contract...... She broke up with me for it. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
Today, my fiancée of 4 years decided she can't live with me anymore. She never gave a reason, just upped and left. FML
Today, I'm seven months into a twelve month deployment. I called my fiancée, and she dumped me. The worst part is that two days ago, I re-enlisted to go to a unit an hour away from her house. FML
Today, my girlfriend of over a year broke up with me while I'm deployed overseas. Her reason why is that she needs "to be alone to better herself." FML
Today, I met the girl who dumped me because the distance between us was too great. We're in the same city again. She's now dating a Marine in Iraq. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
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Top comments
TheKitsune 0
That kind of sucks until you realize that you just lost a deadbeat. Now go find yourself a real woman.
Defiant47 0
Good riddance?
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Comments (229)
abeals2 0
thank you for serving with the Marines
Matzaball300 0
well shes obviously a stupid bitch so forget her and consider yourself lucky that u dont have to deal with her anymore. seriously though... sounds like a stupid ***** better for u
benw2200 0
oorah. I hear that butterbars make the panties drop pretty quick.. does she have any hot friends?
andlifesuxagain 0
Not an FML, BUT Congrats, The dumb bitch would have probably cheated on you, drained your bank account while you were deployed and then got half you paycheck when you divorced, talk about dodging a bullet sir! OH, the icing on the cake, Older Men are more marketable vs older women! Beauty fades but your path is straight to success, honor, and financial desireability.
longboat 0
This really isn't a fail since she broke up with you because of how much of a success you are and how much of a fail she is, so you really shouldn't feel that bad and should just move on to someone else that can appreciate your success and service to this country.
avoidthegirl 6
Hey, the good news is now you won't be marrying a lazy no-talent bitch who was probably going to suck you dry anyway. Get the ring back before she pawns it off.
skyeyez9 25
she is probably projecting her feelings of not accomplishing much in her life onto you.
insolvent 4
Seems like you should be happy to se her go... You deserve, and will probably get, a better girl!
steph_kat 1
Seriously. Find yourself a real woman.
24788 7
go party and have fun until you find someone.