Today, my fiancée broke off our engagement. For some bizarre reason, she'd hidden a pair of expensive boots and her iPad underneath our ride-on mower. I turned the mower on and destroyed both without realizing it. According to her, the fault is all mine. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me over text message while I was away for work. She later posted photos of her and her new boyfriend on Facebook, while still wearing my engagement ring. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my fiancée broke up with me. Via a myspace message. While we were in the same apartment. FML
Today, I found the $3,200 engagement ring I dropped in my yard. I ran over it with my lawnmower. FML
Today, during an argument with my fiancé, I threw my engagement ring on the ground. The center stone broke off. Now he's couch surfing, and has sworn that he won't marry me unless I can find the stone. One stupid moment might actually ruin my life. FML
Today, I found out my fiancée has been sleeping with the salesman I bought her engagement ring from. He knew. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
Today, my fiancee broke up with me, all because I told her I couldn't install a home security system, fix a camera, and entertain her son in the hour before I went to work. FML
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aldwin_fml 7
WHO DOES THAT?!?!?
Wizardo 34
Your fiancé is crazy, definitely dodged a massive bullet with this one... btw run or its gonna be you under that lawn mower next...
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Comments (96)
stepherz89 17
Which idiot would think to hide anything there? She's a moron
RedPillSucks 33
Sometimes "crazy" is brilliant. Who would think to look under a riding mower for an iPhone or expensive boots? Crazy like a fox, I say. (Unfortunately, psychotic foxes are still dangerous).
OptimusVader 23
She's not an idiot if she did it on purpose. She's obviously just batshit crazy.
Marmarfarfar 25
That's too bad for her, shes an idiot.
spaboolly 26
I wonder how she's going to spin that story when she tells it to everyone she knows.... Is she the type of crazy who would set that whole thing up just to make you look like the crazy one?
chuka81 27
How dare you turn on the mower without checking for some expensive boots and ipad. You're such a turn off.
Crofty92 17
How is there more YDI than your life sucks on this? Clearly not OPs fault
spaboolly 26
Maybe people think he should have checked around the mower before turning it on? Or for letting her treat him this way because odds are this may not the be the first manipulative thing she's done? Personally, I tend to put YDI if I don't consider it an FML. In this case, because this guy was massively lucky to get out of this relationship before making it to the altar.
PokemonLove993 17
the ex clearly saw the fml told all of her friends and they voted YDI.
usrtrn 5
and you wanted to marry that?!?!?
debbster7 18
I bet OP's girlfriend was blonde.
clueless05 12
I bet you love stereotypes.
jakeydudey 13
Fiancé's these days...
clueless05 12
If you paid for the dress, better get it back or she will wear it in her new wedding in 5 months.
Magicomoo 9
I see what you did there ;-)
Fluffydemise 18
You know apple will replace a broken iPad with a new one for half the cost price right? I wonder if they would honor that if your broken iPad arrives in a thousand tiny smashed pieces!