Today, a creepy-looking guy asked me if I "like bananas" and I said no. He then followed with "Do you want to taste my banana?" Shocked by his boldness, I froze. My boyfriend, who had heard the entire exchange, just laughed and walked off, leaving me with the creeper. FML
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Hi guys, OP here. I am no longer with this guy, for many reasons but this was a huge one. Not the first time something like this has happened. To answer any queries, I have anxiety, mainly towards surprises/shocks and this was one hell of a surprise. My ex knew I have "issues" and disappeared into the crowd (this was at a nightclub) knowing I wasn't following. Thanks for the funny replies and support :)
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TeacherTeacher 11
Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.
newwitch2010 11
Time for a new boyfriend.
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Comments (35)
newwitch2010 11
Time for a new boyfriend.
TumblrweedPasses 11
Head-butt the creeper Chuck the boyfriend Live happily ever after haha
TxKitten79 10
Wow. Time for a new boyfriend.
John Nemeth 14
Creeper “Do you like bananas?” Me”nah I was always more into avocados” Creeper”what? Ew that’s disgusting!” *creeper walks away*... Me ;(
TeacherTeacher 11
Time to have a chat with the boyfriend. His behavior was just as not okay as the creeper's. And to anybody saying she overreacted? Congratulations on being part of the problem.
MATTY2512 15
👎🏽
mirmir48 13
gotta throw out the whole boyfriend
Quasita 26
All you need to say next time is... "Can I peel it first?"
RichardPencil 32
Out of spite, you should have tasted his banana. He might be a better boyfriend.
Devyani Sharma 14
Hope you aren't tasting his 🍌 anymore
Rae Miller 10
Mine did something similar.... run. Break up with this ass. I wish I did back then instead of wasting 10 years