Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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lalalaloveit 0
I moderated this one.
KILLALITRO 0
nobody cares
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Thank you sooooooo much for moderating this one. By doing so, no one else had to click "yes". You are providing an invaluable service to the interweb cybercommunity. No, wait, I lied. #69 is right.
Daniruu 4
What an asshole. Tell his boss and get them both fired.
jramos0070 0
wow wat a douche bag.
aback 5
She's smiling now, but she'll be crying later when he does her the same way. Thank god you found out before you married him!
johncoffee187 2
damn!!!
justin_brdfrd 0
punch her in the tummy? hmm
jaykaylol 0
well op she was probably smiling cause he was leaving your butt :/. Why not offer her some laxative brownies :). And tell him their kids probably going to be ugly anyways and karma will get them both especially when he cheats on the pregnant girl.
smileybabygirl 0
if i was you, i would have looked @ the chick and said i put poison in your food. that would have wiped her smile of her face.
monkye_fml 0
it's ok. she won't be smiling when he cheats on her. once a cheater always a cheater.
alizax3 0
I wud been like, " I'll be rite back with desert" ... and yaa know sneak alil possin , if u catch my drift . if not just tackle them bitches... D:<
Honesty4U 0
Girl, you need to learn to spell. My brain almost spazzed out when I got to the way you destroyed "poison" (as if your bastardized version of "would" wasn't bad enough)! How come people younger than 20 just cannot spell?!?