Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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Comments (281)
TobyFunke 3
Wow, fly me out to Abu Dhabi and we can make them jealous if you can support me. Lived in Dubai for a month and it was great
Peytonlikesme 0
Wat an azzhole. *** him. Stupid bich
cookiekarlaa 1
wow that's so low. what douche and that lady is a home recker.
EddieXo 0
OP I told you I still loved you and wanted to see how it would work out with us 3 and the baby!!! j/k Like it was said before good thing your not the preg one and him cheating on you else where. Just run for the hills.
ColdGold 6
He probably told her that you were going to give her an abortion if she was a good cow and smiled.
darkmis1 18
If I were you, I would've taken a bat to that douchebag, and beat him to a pulp, waited for the **** to give birth, then orphaned that child! >:-)
kuyekandy 0
and that's when you curse him out and throw your ring at his head and hope it leaves a mark and dump food on the pregnant chicks head. revenge makes everything better.
ilovelife_01 0
What an asshole! I would have shoved food in his face. Well, what goes around comes around. Sorry for you, but you deserve better
Pheepqhee 0
yo husband is an official bitch.
jellybeans4833 7
I guess it's never trust ur husband with his cowowrker?...dude~ that scks...seriously FYL I feel bad for you...if someone was smiling at me like that whole time well ..>8]..I wouldve been soo pissed...you shouldve ordered soup ,lasagna, and coke (: spill it on her hahahahahhaha