Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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Comments (281)
kAhlie 0
hey I'm kinda sorta in the same boat with u. hope things work out for u!
Geiko_fml 0
Oh, that's just wrong. Freaking bastard and bitch.
penny_darling 0
That's honestly just heartless. You should be so glad that you're not the pregnant one. At least you can cut all your ties and run away from that psychopath.
5up3rTAN 0
I'm happy to say that I moderated this as opposed to some of the pathetic excuses that somehow make it through.
jojoboo1 0
declare Ali jihad his ass... lol ..
joeinthedark 18
I don't know what else she could have done, besides NOT sleeping with a taken man. She was probably smiling the whole time because she was so nervous. That's a pretty nasty thing to do. Make you cook supper for the girl he knocked up. I hope OP left him.
luvtruckguy 0
funny part is, it's probably not even his kid. that's probably why she was smiling. some women are evil like that. I should know I crossed a few.
fadingaway 17
FYL. He probably only told you after you ate so that you wouldn't poison them.
brandibbyx 0
fckkkk that
weavermycutecat 0
I MODDED THIS.
melijoonam 0
That's disgusting. I hope you left that sorry excuse for a man. Don't worry, karmas a bigger bitch than you could ever be.