Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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phuckurlyfe 0
People can be so heartless. Better that it didn't come out after being wed!
Sparkiee93 3
What assholes! Drain the bank accounts today and make a new life in Hawaii with a tanned sexy boy toy or something, also you're under a new and sexier name. Also **** up their cars, see how they like paying for that with no money. I'm talking potato in tail pipe, sugar in gas tank, writing "Cheating **** Bag" on the front/back wind shield, breaking in the drivers side window then pouring paint on the interior, or write "*****" in spray paint on every seat, shove a coin deep into the ignition (Like push it in further with a house key). Then leave no trace except a picture of a picture of someone giving the finger saying "Have fun raising the brat, you deserve him *****!/Her, asshole!" (You will probably want to get a really good friend to help you out with all that.) At least that's my idea of revenge. Seriously, do it. You should never let people **** you over like that. I especially mean the draining the accounts thing.
Uptownskittles16 0
I would have beat the shit outta her pregnant or not.
WitchQueenLiz 3
Wow, what a burn. **** that cheating manwhore.
numnut 3
You aint suppose to be a shagging in the town of Abu Dhabi... If she's pregnant she can go to Jail....
tristun69 0
OWN THAT BITCH. OWN THAT PONYTAIL. WORK THAT UPDO... irrelevant. That sucks.:|
RainbowBitch15 11
can u say knife to the heart?
Klozna 0
I'd be in jail……That's just plain rude.
marierad 0
=( this made me really sad. im sorry OP..... =(
marcy_rocks 0
damn i would have ****** her up... but then again she's pregnant...u can always kick his ass :) thats ****** up still...and it would be more ****** up if it was at your house...sorry OP