Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Bye bye asshat
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
The Betrayal
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Fiancé of the year
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
All over the place
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Planned parenthood
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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georggx 3
that's ****** up. bitch.
Jonsey92 0
15- I think ur really beautiful
MarkerofMagic 0
most of us do. but we aren't creepy staplers like you to announce itto the world and have that type of picture up.
MarkerofMagic 0
stalkers**
randomlettrrs 8
im trying not to say something creepy
angeljewlz 7
ha ha staplers. =]
Leayna 0
lol @ 5 But seriously. I would've punched her in the face. How can you be proud to be a home wrecker? People these days!
Cinn_fml 23
I agree, Leayna, why can some people take pride of that kind of thing? I mean, fair enough, she got the guy she wanted, but she made him cheat to get it. I don't get why people want to have a relationship with someone that they started out cheating with, I mean, doesn't that just suggest that they'll have no issues cheating on you in the future if the right persuasion comes along? OP, kick him out, don't even give him a choice - he's already made it by getting her pregnant. If you ever look back, make sure it's to remember the revenge you will get on him.
twinny_sc 13
88, My thoughts exactly.
niniss67 0
wow I totally agree with that well said.
amazinggbaby 2
I agree too. I don't see why people don't just break up with the person they're with if they're going to cheat anyways. Its messed up.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Agreed, Cinn— I don't see the attraction of an already married man. Cheating DOES happen quite often, though, and there's a huge double standard. After our engagement, I wasn't hit on nearly as much, but since our wedding, my husband gets hit on much more often than he was while single. IMO, it's gotta be a ring thing. I've heard it said a wedding ring shows other single women that a man's not afraid of committment; married fathers are even better because they're not afraid of kids. I could understand that as an initial attraction, especially if he declines any advances. It *seems* like his eventual cheating, should he cave, would blow that theory out of the water, though. Unfortunately, many homewreckers are very capable of convincing themselves (or being convinced) that the poor clueless spouse deserves it by the time cheating actually occurs. Logic gets thrown out the window when hormones/sexual chemistry kicks in. Depressing and pathetic, but true. >__<
kt85 0
that pisses me off an it's not even happening to me.
Jessi2487 0
**** dat puto!!
Trollz4daLULZ 2
Fake! UAE would never allow a woman in the workplace.
Kyto7884 0
except the kitchen-
georggx 3
ah that's so sick. I hate things like this..
randomlettrrs 8
why? they're hilarious.
PrincessClairey 0
omg no it's not, it's twisted. I would have spilt her skull with a pan and snipped his balls off with fancy kitchen scissors :3 I can imagine it on criminal minds now... (: "yes the make victim's cod was bleeding out through the nut sack"
Trollz4daLULZ 2
It looks like #89's victim.... *puts on sunglasses* ...just doesn't have the balls. YEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!
randomlettrrs 8
idc what you think, its ******* hilarious.
Einthe 0
94 Actually I was thinking she was being nice. I would have knocked the guy out for later, beat the woman 'til she passed out/miscarried, then moved on to the guy. At that point, I would either get him hard, then break it, or snip his balls off. Then I would be happy. :)
Einthe 0
94 Actually I was thinking she was being nice. I would have knocked the guy out for later, beat the woman 'til she passed out/miscarried, then moved on to the guy. At that point, I would either get him hard, then break it, or snip his balls off. Then I would be happy. :) **** you, anti-flood.
Einthe 0
94 Actually I was thinking she was being nice. I would have knocked the guy out for later, beat the woman 'til she passed out/miscarried, then moved on to the guy. At that point, I would either get him hard, then break it, or snip his balls off. Then I would be happy. :) **** you, anti-flood.
MsBrainDamage 0
Your picture is awesome
melmosuzanne 0
If tht were me SOMEBODY would've died her the baby or him take yur pic
angreen21 0
It's not the baby's fault. Use punctuation.
Fother_Mucker 0
Agreed with 53. I had to read your comment twice to fully understand what you were stating. >_>
number0 8
24 - lose some weight. I don't understand fatties
kybabyy 4
Why would you kill the baby? It's not the cheating prick. And although the woman is trashy for sleeping with a man who's engaged, the fiance was the one who betrayed her and humiliated her all in one. I say out of the three, kill him.
constantine91 0
Dick.
GalaxyShots 21
I had to read it 5+ times to even partially understand it.
WiseGuy79 14
The guys clearly f'd in the head I mean who the hell invites your pregnant mistress over for dinner to meet your fiancé?? lol
animaguskid 2
I wonder if the mistress tried to get the cheating fiance to do it that way so she could watch. If she enjoyed watching it that much I mean.
AshfaceXD 0
Ohmygosh. I would have punched her in the face so many times.. Leave his ass! I'm sorry, honey. :/ Find yourself a better man. Damn, people are such assholes.
afrotasticchica 0
that sounds fun!