Today, my fiancé invited his pregnant co-worker for dinner. After we finished eating, he sat down and explained to me that her kid is his and that he's been cheating on me with her for 5 months. She had a smile on her face during the entire thing. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my now-ex-fiance told me he’s leaving me for his pregnant coworker. The baby is his. The same coworker he assured me was just a "professional platonic friendship." Our wedding was set to be this Saturday. FML
Today, my fiancé told me his ex-wife was 5 weeks pregnant. I was happy for her, and glad she had finally moved on. Until I found out who the father was. They're moving back in together, for the baby's sake. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend of two years has been having an affair with another woman. He works with me and the woman also works in the same company. She is also married and is now 6 months pregnant. They are throwing a baby shower for her on Monday. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, my fiance told me he thought it was time that we started to see other people. I'm six months pregnant with his baby. FML
Today, I found out the guy I've been dating for 5 months is engaged to his girlfriend of 3 years. I found out as we were talking, waiting for him to come outside after work. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé of three years, with whom I share a child, fell in love with my best friend and they’ve been going on dates for the last four months after work. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 5 years cheated on me and now has a 4 year old, and as he’s told me, we should get married. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
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txgirl2013 14
I would have smacked her upside her head with a frying pan.
bigi_sherman 0
had you cooked?
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Comments (281)
soccer_chickk 0
that sucks!
boricua1518 0
wT u gnna do?
lucidlucia 0
are u still required to marry the low-life? get outta there! don't stress about her smile. she can have him. u can do better.
thebacons200212 5
That was insulting to tell you in front of the other smug woman.
Shinygirlnz 1
You poor thing. Your fiance is an idiot. I bet the b*tch convinced him to let her be there when he told you. I hope you said 'what are you smiling about? I don't think you should be here at the moment, get out of our house'. Then I hope you packed your fiance's bags and kicked him out too. It's a HORRIBLE situation, and it's not your fault... one day you're going to be happy without him. There's someone out there who will treat you right.
lancegonyeau 0
the question is , will you still marry him ?
flove29 0
ha that sucks but u shoulda seen that comin when he said he was bringing he's pregnant coworker:p
Trollz4daLULZ 2
revised to appear written by someone literate: Ha! That sucks, but you should have seen that coming when he said he was bringing his pregnant coworker. :P
angelhorse11 0
WOW!!!!!!!! Dump the whor(the guy)and find someone better like really
Eohlas 4
At least he was man enough to accept the consequences of his actions and tell you what he did.
musickid96 0
wow I wouldve punched her in the face for smiling