Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I found out that I can only sing well when I'm absolutely certain that no one can hear me. On the rare occasion that people can actually hear me, they always say I "sound just like Elvis." Unfortunately, when I try to sing in front of other people, I sound more like a teenage boy who just started puberty. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
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SwagLikeMe 0
HEY... YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. Go apply for a Disney channel show.. ;) You'd fit right in...
JillianlikesVogu 0
"Bloody aweful."
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Comments (218)
ilovemydoodle123 0
that happened to me before. just make him think you were faking it and then you won't be know to him as the deafener:) if that is even a word. please don't judge me, it probably isn't a word but I don't get a crap. this isn't English class:)
ilovemydoodle123 0
don't even try grammar nazis! I meant give!
LiL_MiSS_LYMARiZ 5
YDi . for not knowing how to sing .
ilovemydoodle123 0
actually, they know how to sing, but are not talented at using the vocal cords for musical types.
LiL_MiSS_LYMARiZ 5
thanks smart ass .
ilovemydoodle123 0
no problem
Wtfmlib 0
then stop singing ******
ilovemydoodle123 0
oh my! your so cool because you know rhe word ******! good for you! oh sorry, I want to be cool too, so I should probaby say "cuz" and "wanna" right?!?!? get a life loser.
zinkcalls 0
ouch!!
puppy92 0
nice dad... lol
sallen0046 4
So you can't sing. How does that **** your entire life? You want to learn to sing, try taking a class. God forbid you do something proactive when you could just complain on the internet.
MykeLytorus 0
Canadians are stupid.
Snessie 0
Ouch??? Awhh that's so mean!! But is kinda funny ;) -Snessie:)
Greyavenger19 0
ouch FYL man. thts a real modivation killer
celkey 0
this made me lol lmao XD thanks