Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I found out that I can only sing well when I'm absolutely certain that no one can hear me. On the rare occasion that people can actually hear me, they always say I "sound just like Elvis." Unfortunately, when I try to sing in front of other people, I sound more like a teenage boy who just started puberty. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
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SwagLikeMe 0
HEY... YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. Go apply for a Disney channel show.. ;) You'd fit right in...
JillianlikesVogu 0
"Bloody aweful."
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Comments (218)
crazye97 5
Probably better than me.
skyeyez9 25
I can't sing either but sometimes do it anyways. Especially when I'm driving and a good song comes on. My friend's basset hound will start howling if you sing near him.
Natsuki41 0
awe it's ok you'll be alright u just won't make a record :)
ohthebloodygore 16
158, she never once insinuated those 3 to you. You're idiotic. She simply stated that if anyone were to do any of those, 1 or all of us would be there. Yes, your comment was idiotic.
sourgirl101 29
Well, I'm not a hater iicaptain! I enjoy singing that sounds like cats getting raped by power tools. You should make an album(:
ambrz 0
I'm sorry about that :( but if u think u can sing that's all that matters right?:)
venturestar 0
lol
fsebastianslife 0
You probably have the voice of an annoying 5 year old because you never went through puberty. Get over yourself.
violetsweety 26
D: happened to mi once. widd my friends. I was kidding though ...
DMinimo 0
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