Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was practicing for a choir concert that I have next week. My mom walked into my room and listened to me for a little while. After I finished the last song, she smiled, patted me on the head and said, "It's okay honey, I can't sing either." FML
Today, I told my boyfriend he is good at singing. Now he won't stop. FML
Today, I told my mom that I want to try out for a singing competition on TV, so I might be able to kick off my musical career. She convinced me to sing a song for her, so I did. Mid-way through, she lost it, burst into laughter, and told me to stay in school. FML
Today, I tried singing in front of my friend. She said, "That's a hilarious voice! You should use that voice when telling jokes!" FML
Today, I saw my 4 year-old daughter singing and dancing, so I decided to sing along. As soon as I started singing she said, without blinking her eyes and super calmly, "Could you please stop doing that?" FML
Today, I found out that I can only sing well when I'm absolutely certain that no one can hear me. On the rare occasion that people can actually hear me, they always say I "sound just like Elvis." Unfortunately, when I try to sing in front of other people, I sound more like a teenage boy who just started puberty. FML
Today, I found out I have a bad singing voice. How? The choir judge decided to yell "STOP! Please just stop!" During my solo. In front of everyone. During the show. FML
Today, I came home and told my mom that I got the lead in the school musical, which I was very happy about. She pulled me into a hug then said, "But you know you can't really sing, right?" FML
Today, my boyfriend was having a really bad day, so I decided to call him and try to calm him down. At one point, I thought it would be sweet to sing him a song since he claimed to love my voice. Before I could get half way through, he told me to shut up because I was getting on his nerves and just making things worse. FML
Today, our school had tryouts for chorus. Everybody sang a snippet of the song together until the teacher stopped us, saying it sounded awful. He singled me out and told me to sing alone. After I sang the part, he said, "Son, your gift to God will be silence." FML
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SwagLikeMe 0
HEY... YOU STILL HAVE A CHANCE. Go apply for a Disney channel show.. ;) You'd fit right in...
JillianlikesVogu 0
"Bloody aweful."
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Comments (218)
ImaCanuck 0
not really a fml, I can't sing either but I don't care it's fun to jam to your fav beats.
OwNowBrownCow 0
No American Idol for you.
ohthebloodygore 16
Or maybe. You can't sing!
remy3106 10
if u love singing so much just sing in ur room. or like put a video up of u singing on Youtube lol
OwNowBrownCow 0
NO!!! That's how Justin Beiber was found.
remy3106 10
lol but Justin Bieber is cute and talented , I'm not a huge fan bu I'm not gonna sit on my ass eeryday and watch his videos an then comment "u suck" and/or "u have a small dick" like every one else
Freeze_fml 17
Shut the **** up. That's not talent.
illmatic2 16
I'm not a fan of Justin bieber, but he has mad millions of money off of his songs. He obviously has some kind of talent.
Freeze_fml 17
Nearly all mainstream 'musicians' have made millions off of 'talent.' I wished I could get hooked up with this plan. I'd love to count to four in Spanish and call it music.
remy3106 10
lol and don't tell me to shut the **** up u couldve just said "oh he has no talent." like a non asshole
Kawaiichan42 3
It's becoming increasingly difficult to find "musicians" in the US that actually do have talent. That's why most of what I listen to is European. They're less shallow and MUCH more talented. I can honestly count the number of American artists I listen to on one hand, with fingers left over. OP, if you're too tone deaf to realize that you can't sing, please refrain from doing so around others. I am a huge music geek, and it honestly irritates the hell out of me to hear people who think they can sing butcher songs with their off-key singing.
chicobear90210 0
this situation is exactly why I don't sing in front of other human beings. only my dog. mind you, he's probably deaf now.........
ilovemydoodle123 0
hahahahhahha this is so true!
bleaker95 0
did you pop him in the face:)
remy3106 10
why would OP punch someone for saying his singing is horrible?
OwNowBrownCow 0
Captain's voice is a mixture of Fergie and Jesus.
bigredmonkeybutt 30
If you can't sing you can't sing. It's not the end of the world. If you know you can't sing--and you do now--why torture everyone. Sing in the shower. Sing in church.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
can any1 see this comment?
OwNowBrownCow 0
No.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
I just made an account on here. I'm learning kid
OwNowBrownCow 0
Don't take anything people say on here personally. People love to be sarcastic.
B4SK3TB4IL 0
cool got any more tips?
B4SK3TB4IL 0
nice pic btw,, it made me laugh
iheartpie 0
Nope.
Spyrunner 0
If you can't sing, mouth the words.