Tom - 25/11/2010 13:28 Today, a car hit me. I didn't get hurt, but someone called 911. The old woman who had hit me got out of the car with no problem to look at me, and gets back into the car. When the police arrive, she pulls out crutches and said I made strange faces and made her hit me. I got blamed. FML 38 202 2 590
Anonymous - 27/09/2010 15:58 - United States Today, I'm a 22 year-old guy with a 11:00 pm curfew. FML 35 335 16 419
noonotme - 05/09/2010 21:51 - United States Today, my father told me to stop purposely singing out of tune because it was annoying. I wasn't doing it on purpose; it's my real voice. FML 27 494 6 665