Today, my father described my method of hiding porn on the computer as "extremely naive." I don't know what's worse, that he found my porn or that he's better at hiding his. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I came home to find my dad in my room, watching porn on my computer. When I asked him what he was doing, he closed the computer, stood up, stared at me awkwardly and then said, "You should really avoid those sites" and left my room. FML
Today, my girlfriend found out that I secretly watch porn while she sleeps, but she seemed to be fine with it. That's until the next day, when she got on my Facebook account and publicly shared every porn page I visit. My father even commented, "Poor choice in porn, son". FML
Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML
Today, my dad awkwardly asked me how to selectively clear his browser history. Apparently, my mom discovered his browsing habits and tore him a new one for looking at "nothing but vile smut". FML
Today, I found my dad's porn stash on his laptop. I went through it for a laugh to see what kind of sick, twisted shit he's into. Mostly nude pictures of my mum, as it turns out. I can't wipe the afterimage from my mind. FML
Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML
Today, my dad saw my cleared internet history and said, "You do know we can still track your history with your IP address, right?" I don’t ever look at porn or anything like that. I just don’t want other people knowing all my business all the time. FML
Today, I had to explain to my dad why it is important for him to clear the browsing history after watching sexual explicit material on the family computer. FML
Today, I overheard my grandpa telling my mom he'd found a load of porn in my laptop's browser history, but that he deleted all the "filth" so she wouldn't have to see it. She believed him and I got grounded, much to his amusement. I've never looked up porn on that computer in my life. FML
Today, I noticed my hidden porn folder on my laptop had been renamed to "LOL". I live with my teenage daughter, and no one else. FML
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dolphincheddar 10
It's not hard to hide ****. And he's obviously a veteran
HolyHandGrenade 4
YDI for hiding your **** in the folder named "not ****".
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Comments (305)
perdix 31
That plan could backfire. Especially if the person looking on your computer is into mature, scat "backfire."
aFatFuck 0
dear god
divadro102 16
Why save ****? It's easily accessible
ghettojoker 4
ha ha at least he's willing to teach you to hide it
dpricenator 1
just watch youporn.com in the incognito window on google chrome. No need to save it and you have new content by the minute.
pplkillr 0
i have a locked file labled **** on my desktop to piss off my parents. i hid the real stuff in with school work.
kitkrest 8
Should've hid it in "Tax Returns 1997."
CC_FTW 1
Set up a folder called "Do Not Open" then put another folder in that saying "Why Would You Open It?" then in that put another folder saying "I can't believe you didn't listen" etc etc (do it about 10 times) and name the second last one VIRUS and in that "ok fine you found my..." "****"
Sjeesen 4
Make a hidden folder somewhere in the middle of some (hidden) system folder. Download a program that encrypts folders and put a password on it. Put the **** in, rename it and change the file extension. That's the safest I can think of.
wannbaussiegurl 4
idk what is worse people feeling the need to watch ****? or feeling guilty and hiding it?