Jes
Today, my father called me to ask what my middle name is. He apparently needed to know it to remove me out from his will. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
ItGirl
Eskilstuna, Sweden
Today, my dad got so drunk that he forgot my name. He started calling me "It". FML
Jololol
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad used to stalk when he was in high school. FML
Anonymous
Johannesburg, South Africa
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Anonymous
Minneapolis, United States
Unreasonable
Today, my father-in-law decided to disown myself and his son, because my husband decided to hyphenate his last name. FML
lawoman27
United States
Today, I found out I was named after the woman my dad was having an affair on my mom with. FML
forgottendaughter
South Africa
Today, my father asked me to never contact him again. The reason? His "new" family doesn't know I exist and explaining that he has a 28 year-old daughter to his wife and his other children would be "awkward". I have siblings that I will never meet. FML
Johndoe
Good boy
Today, my dad called my by the family dog's name, and stared at me blankly as if struggling to remember my name when I was annoyed. FML
Anonymous
Today, my father told me that it wasn't that I was written out of his will, it's that he never thought to include me in the first place. FML
rejectedson
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Nice to know
Today, my father got married. He left me a voicemail to tell me all about it. FML
Florida
United States
Today, my husband informed me that his father adopted a dog. I replied "Cool," he then said, "She happens to have your name." I think my father in law is trying to send me a message. FML
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Miss_Whipped 43
OP, If I were in your shoes and that were my father, I'd tell him to take his will and shove it where the sun don't shine. Any father that can't remember his own daughter's middle name - and certainly only asks for it for a selfish reason - doesn't deserve her time anyway. Maybe I'm being harsh but I certainly don't think he's the kind of father I'd want in my life.
JBChristian 47
Killing anybody isn't particularly something to joke about, but we do it everyday. Jokes usually are about things that shan't be joked about, that's what makes them funny; because it's just a joke.
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mt21mt 15
And is there some reason that you are entitled to be in his will?
latenerd 11
I hope you didn't tell him. Not for the will, but if a father can't remember his own child's full name, **** him.
UncleMike14 1
Sounds like he's being passive-aggressive. He wouldn't need to know what your name is to remove something that was already there.
GhanArch 6
Been stated already but worth overstating: He's just ******* with your head, not with the will. At least not by getting your middle name. Wills are, pretty universally, inclusive. Meaning the important part is who you put into the (new) will, not who you leave out or remove. Your dad might add som text about not giving anything to you and might even want to be sure to get your name right but that's just filler text judicially speaking. Still, he sure sounds like a bastard. :)
annalily5 28
I hope you reminded him that your middle name is "Fucku."
error27 7
He doesn't need to know your middle name to remove you from his will and he obviously hasn't forgotten it either. But it sounds like he is annoyed with you.