Today, my six-year-old daughter organized a treasure hunt… for our cat. She hid the contents of an entire bag of cat food all around the house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my kid felt bad that our cat didn't get an Easter egg hunt at Easter so he has hidden sardines around the house for her to find. The house reeks and I don't know how many are left to find. FML
Today, after we finished making my 6 year-old daughter a net to catch an injured baby bird, when she went out to catch it she witnessed a stray cat catch and eat it. FML
Today, I caught my 10 year-old in the closet, naked, on his hands and knees, eating cat food straight from the bag. He'd torn a hole in the side of the bag, cat food was everywhere. We have plenty of food in the house, but he wants to be a cat. FML
Today, I caught my daughter attempting to stick pencils up our cat's butt. FML
Today, I realized that my two year-old likes to help with the groceries. And by help, I mean hide a bag of chicken. It's been two weeks since I went grocery shopping and I still can't find it, but it smells like something died in my house. FML
Today, my 2-year-old cat finally decided to start catching mice. Like any other cat would, she left it for me to find. I found it in the middle of the night, as my bare foot rolled its guts out of its ass. FML
Today, I found out that my cat has been secretly stealing my socks and hiding them under the couch, when I found a pile of 15 socks after I finally moved my furniture to vacuum the floor underneath. FML
Today, my 6 year old daughter asked me if the tooth fairy was real. I said yes, and she said she wanted to try to catch her. Later, she pulled out a tooth and put it under her pillow. I came in to take out the tooth and replace it with money. There were mouse traps behind her pillow. FML
Today, I found my 6 year-old daughter upstairs, lying on the floor with scissors. She was giving, "the carpet a haircut." FML
Today, I was babysitting my little cousin when we decided to go outside and have a "treasure hunt" in the backyard. The first thing we found? The bones of her pet dog who had passed away four years ago. FML
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hkhan24 23
That's so sweet, the cat will have hours of fun..
toolazytotype99 18
At least it wasn't the kitty litter
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Comments (23)
toolazytotype99 18
At least it wasn't the kitty litter
hkhan24 23
That's so sweet, the cat will have hours of fun..
Densetsu1000 14
So what's the problem? Seems fine to me.
Popeye2341 13
Good cat food isnt that cheap so its a waste to use that much when the cat won't even eat it
trucker2 33
It will feed the mice- should the cat not find it
anlong93 9
"Do you want ants? Because that's how you get ants!"
kristergirl 13
what a CATastrophe
Popeye2341 13
Hell when I was 6 I played with Lego's and watched Tom and Jerry. If she can organize a treasure hunt for a cat, kudos to you!
Deathdamn 6
Would love that kind of an adventure in my life.
MercyFrag 22
Hahaha, I did that when I was little, but it was for our dog with her toys... It's been about 15 years now, and we still haven't found them all.
blink831forever 13
This made me laugh so hard.
cara_marie0303 18
That's absolutely adorable! At least she has an imagination by thinking the cat will participate. And as someone else said- just be glad it wasn't kitty litter!
wow2mylife 25
the only good thing is the cat is getting in his natural instincts