Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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peacockfeather 0
Ninjas want to celebrate christmas too you know.:)
z4opv14 0
Whoops, I thought you were gonna throw it out. My bad :)
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Comments (75)
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
"...we put the kids down for a nap..."
_Noon_ 0
Your point being?
nolimits 0
a long winter's nap?
jcarranza88 0
uh do live on a bad side of town? yes? ydi no? ylif
perdix 31
I hope it was the tree's mom that did it.
misspeg 0
people these days *smh* let's hope Santa brings you a Christmas tree this year.
jigz_fml 0
it's too early for a christmas tree anyway
Bob31_fml 4
you could always take the view that if somebody needed a Christmas tree that badly, then at least they now have a Christmas tree. Too bad karma's a bitch.
roflcobra 4
Threre really IS a war on Christmas!
swisscows 0
hi
nolimits 0
ho
loto_fml 3
YDI for using natural trees as opposed to plastic ones that you can use every year without being harmful to the environment.
nolimits 0
http://environment.about.com/od/greenchristmas/a/christmas_trees.htm
myfriend_youfail 3
Natural trees are often recycled into woodchips for gardens. They decompose quite easily. Plastic trees, once they've gotten tattered, are thrown out and sit in a landfill for a few thousand years until the plastic finally starts to break down. Now do tell me, which is worse for the environment? #26, I just....wow, I don't have any words to describe my reaction to your post other than *FACEPALM*
sosadrightnow 4
Dumbass. I don't feel like saying anything else, since the person above me said it all.