Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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peacockfeather 0
Ninjas want to celebrate christmas too you know.:)
z4opv14 0
Whoops, I thought you were gonna throw it out. My bad :)
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Comments (75)
Silentknight 0
maybe it was garbage-day. an unattended tree out front could easily have been hauled away as garbage.
CyclonePsycho 1
But it's BEFORE Christmas. What garbage men would haul away a Christmas tree before Christmas? =
krasian 0
The closer it gets to the holidays the more scamming and stealing.
Cristaderzi 0
Its just a stupid tree thats part if a stupid religioulous/Corporate holiday!! YDI Obviously someone needed it more than you did so deal with it!!! The Bible says: If a man robs you give him your coat as well in fact give him two so he wont need to rob for a while!!
CallMeHush 1
Maybe you could bait the scumbags back with a box of decorations and ornaments then decorate them black and ******* blue with baseball bat. Sing Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer while you do it.
intensitive 11
haha, agreed.
gymbrat27 0
haha.. yestersay i was home by myself and it was almost lunch i heard something out side somebody stole my mule.. ( not the animal the thing you drive)
executivemom 0
It seems to be a bad year for that kind of stuff. The poor old guy that runs the tree farm we go to was beat up and left for dead for a thirty dollar tree.
Cristaderzi 0
Lol Kay Yep lol
psychoxxxinvader 3
I'm no enviornmentalist, but was it necessarry to cut down and kill a tree? Couldn't you just find a cheap place to buy a fake one?
Luckster 0
Real trees can be recycled into wood chips for gardens. Fake trees sit in landfills forever.
saviisneat 0
Really? First of all these christmas tree farms are man made. They plant the trees SO they could be cut down. And then they will replant another one. It's like farming but for christmas. Are you opposed to farming as well? Should we eat plastic fruits? Second of all, it's just tradition. If you aren't an environmentalist then you wouldn't be telling people to buy plastic trees. Which are WORSE for the environment, btw.
purplegiraffes 0
you took my cd in broad daylight, and you stratched it ='[
facebook123 0
i thought the grinch was made up! omg hes gonna haunt me now....