Today, my family went to the Christmas tree farm, and cut down the perfect tree. When we got home we put the kids down for a nap and took some time to relax. We went out to the truck to bring the tree into the house, it was gone. Someone stole my Christmas tree from my driveway in broad daylight. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my family and I noticed that our Christmas tree had been stolen from our front garden. Last night, a group of girls from my village posted a status on Facebook stating how drunk they were, and how they had stolen a Christmas tree. I "liked" it. FML
Today, I woke up and found that the tree in my front yard was gone. FML
Today, my family and I went Christmas tree shopping. My husband and I were walking around when I saw the perfect tree. Excited, we immediately bought it. When we got home and set it up, I realized it came with a present: termites. FML
Today, my apartment was broken into. The thief stole my TV, $350, and my Christmas tree. There is still a trail of broken ornaments from my living room to the door. FML
Today, I was at Home Depot getting a Christmas tree with my family. While picking out a tree, a man thought it would be nice to help cut off the string that held the tree together. The branches hit me in the face and the guy managed to cut my hand. FML
Today, I was driving home, when a truck overtook me. Two of the Christmas trees it was carrying fell off straight into my bumper. The car behind me pulled over, but instead of seeing if I was okay, he just went to see whether or not either of the trees was in good enough shape to take home. FML
Today, my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML
Today, I woke up to find our Christmas tree knocked over, unwrapped presents scattered everywhere, and my mom passed out on the sofa with a bottle of booze. Merry Christmas. FML
Today, I got home to find my truck smashed by a fallen old tree. I was going to have the tree removed next week. FML
Today, we brought our Christmas tree inside to decorate. We decorated it, then went out to dinner as a family. Returning 2 hours later, we came back to find our living room to be occupied. Not with people. The tree had been filled with baby spiders, and they were all over the living room. FML
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peacockfeather 0
Ninjas want to celebrate christmas too you know.:)
z4opv14 0
Whoops, I thought you were gonna throw it out. My bad :)
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Comments (75)
jonnymohio 2
If you would have taught your kids that bringing the tree into the house and setting it up was part of the whole "cutting your own Christmas tree" experience, this wouldn't have happened. YDI for coddling your kids too much.
blastvortex 4
Wouldn't it be funny if the person who stole it got pissed when they realized that it's a real tree and not a fake? Hopefully they won't enjoy cleaning up the needles. BTW, don't use commas if you don't know how to use them.
rockstarK9 0
That's just wrong on so many levels.
zen_fml 0
In the future you won't leave it on the footpath. That's just inviting people to come and take it off you, and they might just think it's your rubbish. Learn the lesson and move on.
spotty313 0
That's not at all Project Mayhem- like.... that's a one way ticket to Hell
gundamcat 0
Wow a $10-20 tree what the ****.As also living in Oregon those are the current prices. Though that still sucks sorry OP.
MzRodriquez95 0
Hey at least they didn't steal your truck... Dont you love optimistic people
jessxoxo28 5
wow, that sucks. pple can be so cruel...
cerealeater 0
aw that sucks.
sandyman000 0
Time to buy another and watch the tree as you drive XD not really