Today, my family got into a massive argument about whether or not battery-operated toothbrushes are considered electric toothbrushes. Everyone is in their own room and refuses to talk to each other. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out everyone in my family thought the red toothbrush was theirs, and that all four of us have been using the same toothbrush for months. FML
Today, I found out my whole family has been mistakenly using the same toothbrush for over a month. FML
Today, my husband and I got into an argument over him not brushing his teeth. It ended with him snapping his toothbrush in half. He's 52. FML
Today, I had to beg and argue with my boyfriend to get him to take a shower and brush his teeth. This has become a recurring argument now we're confined together. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I refused to share a toothbrush with her. FML
Today, my husband and I got into a fight because I refused to let him use my fingernail to clean the plaque off his teeth. FML
Today, my parents had a loud argument over who is worse in bed. FML
Today, my partner got mad at me for forgetting to turn off the bedroom light when coming back from brushing my teeth, and has chosen to sleep in our spare bedroom over it. FML
Today, I bought an electric toothbrush because they're supposed to be a lot healthier than regular ones. My crazy religious mom immediately called me a whore and said she knew what I really wanted to use it for. So that's $80 in the trash. FML
Today, after a long talk with the kids, I finally got all the chores around the house done early so we could have a fun family weekend. My wife decided to be a wet blanket and insisted we needed to deep clean the already clean kitchen. Three arguments later, everyone is sulking, and I'm working in the kitchen alone. FML
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Top comments
KittyLahv 27
Well that sucks, to tell you the tooth.
powerkeep 24
Oh wow. Your family is full of morons.
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Comments (49)
lambda_fml 40
Battery = electricity. So yes, they are.
keiNan_fml 35
wow! family of the year goes to your family, right there!
pdp_fml 21
Trust me, battery or something called an electric toothbrush are "electric" toothbrushes. The hand held devices have lithium ion batteries in the handle so they can be recharged.
aimzskee 30
And I thought my family was weird.
vikky538 29
its time to brush their minds....
anonymousgirl4_fml 11
Should've just looked it up. And btw batteries produce an electric current therefor they are electric toothbrushes
gf53 9
Your family has only 2 members? If that's not the case, surely two of you must agree to 1 of the 2 options. Why wouldn't those two talk to each other? It doesn't make sense to me....
renrioku 15
Try both and pick a side.
calza13 14
I'll make it simple for your family OP: Yes.
ecstasy22 12
what a dumb topic to argue on
johnthejolly 10
Can I come over for holiday dinner?