Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, an internet repair tech thought my dad was my husband, and seemed skeptical when I corrected him. People usually think I'm way younger than my actual age. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
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mikey41414 0
ouch! This guys sounds kind of creepy anyway.. wtf did he want to know if your shaving.. err..
TardxxxCake 4
Of course close minded assholes like you think girls need to be stereotypical with the pink sparkly shit and skirts to be identified as female. Go get bent moron.
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Comments (97)
Hummingbird114 0
#19 please don't ever refer to a goth kid as a Twilighter... my boyfriend is goth and I go goth too on occasion, and we both hate Twilight with a passion. So just... no.
jokerr_fml 0
wow tht sucks
random_thought 0
hey, he might not have the best vision or memory and think that your parents had a boy instead of a girl. don't completely change who you are for an old man.
unibrowicorn 0
Psh,maybe he was just senile.
AAAcheetahgrl 0
#19 and #33 And DONT call Twilighters Goth. I am a preppy girl and I Love Twilight.
tempaccount 0
Well, you've grown into quite the young man anyway. lol
wholeon 0
Old people are stupid; who cares. Gotta agree with 39. Everyone stupid likes Twilight....it reaches across clique lines.
c_a_r_o_l_i_n_e_ 0
dayyyyum girl!
el211 1
You guys don't know how she dresses or how feminine she looks, so why are you blaming the guy's mistake on the way she presents herself? Maybe he's crazy or blinding or hated her parents and wanted to be an asshole or had previously thought that the couple had a son and didn't want to offend them by suggesting their "son" looked like a daughter. And maybe this girl doesn't want to spend money she may not have on new, more traditionally feminine clothes and doesn't want to wear uncomfortable, constricting undergarments just so old men don't think she's a dude.
enclosedrose226 0
#39, you're amazing. That was hilarious.