Today, my family and I ran into an older man my parents knew. He continually asked me questions like do you play football, have you started shaving yet, etc. I thought he was joking. He told my parents I had grown into quite a young man. I am a girl and he wasn't joking. FML
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Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
Today, I had to meet my mother. Being a college student, I decided I was too lazy to shave this morning. She noticed the stubble on my face, and started crying because I'm growing up. I'm 23 years-old. My dad yelled at me for making my mom cry. FML
Today, I brought a boy home for the first time, only to have my dad ask him what his mother's maiden name was. When he answered, my dad exclaimed, "Oh yeah! I think I dated her in high school. I could be your father!" FML
Today, an internet repair tech thought my dad was my husband, and seemed skeptical when I corrected him. People usually think I'm way younger than my actual age. FML
Today, I went bowling with my parents. This cute guy works there and he always flirts with me. My mom just so happened to see it today. As we left, she says to him, "You know she's 13, right?" I'm 17. FML
Today, I noticed that my facial hair had grown by an acceptable amount. I spoke to my Dad and decided to show him, thinking he would approve of my manliness. His exact words when I showed him were, "Nah, son. You just look like a lesbian." FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML
Today, my 11-year-old son and I were going through some old photos. He saw one of me when I was 22 on a beach, wearing a bikini. He said "Wow! Who's that?" Quite proudly I said it was me. He looked at me and said "What happened?" FML
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mikey41414 0
ouch! This guys sounds kind of creepy anyway.. wtf did he want to know if your shaving.. err..
TardxxxCake 4
Of course close minded assholes like you think girls need to be stereotypical with the pink sparkly shit and skirts to be identified as female. Go get bent moron.
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Comments (97)
Chris968 0
Old people are creepy. That must have been embarrassing for you in front of your family. But also probably pretty embarrassing for him lol.
t6a6m6m6y 0
got to love old people!!!!!I went to church with this woman who always was telling my mother I need to lose weight because I would never be able to play football with so much fat on my chest LOL MY mom would say oh I knowww!!! LOL I am a woman with large breast LOLand I had boobs at age 13 .
ohhhhshizzz 0
Wow I don't like old people they really annoy me sometimes. Try a padded bra and lighter colors. but then again, if you LOOK like a guy then you'd just look like a GAY guy. try makeup, unless your young then just wait it out. those years won't matter bwahh.
tiltwrestler 0
I'm guessing your name is either sam, kris, jan, or pat
b5200 0
I ******* hate old people, I have had 3 think I was a girl.
JohnFR33M4N 0
punch him in the thoat, you spineless mutt
jessxoxo28 5
lol!!!! stupid guy. i hate old pple
strangersdk 0
Probably young since the spelling is so bad. Shit happens, he's old and can't tell or maybe you just haven't hit puberty yet (or have and don't look it). #27 - I'm assuming you're a guy. That's really weird if 3 have thought that, maybe grow some stubble? Or if your hair is too long? If no to that, you might just look like a girl
Lichinamo 33
I actually think long hair on a guy is super sexy.
nighthawk94 0
hahaha number 9, but do you have short hair becuase people sometimes mistake me as a girl because i have long hair
NJ_fml 2
Does he have like cataracts or something?