Today, I'm 20 years-old and I was propositioned by a 42 year-old man, who turned out to be my dad's friend who helped care for me when I was 2 to 7 years-old. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my father asked my best friend to marry him. He's 38 and we're 18. She said yes. FML
Today, I found out that my 50-year-old Father is the 'Sugar Daddy' to a 20-year-old. He wasted my college funds on her, which I have been dutifully saving for ever since I was 10. FML
Today, my dad is getting married for the 4th time. First it was my mom, then as they got older, he married a woman 10 years his junior, then his third wife was my age and 28 years his junior. Now at the grand old age of 64, he is marrying a 22 year old, 42 years his junior, almost 2 decades younger than me. FML
Today, I'm 19 years old and, having never been on a date, I agreed to let my friend set me up. He was adorable, young, with blond hair and blue eyes...and 4 years old. My friend tricked me into babysitting. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, my parents told me about how they met. I'd already known they were eight years apart, but I never knew my dad started dating my mom when he was 21 and she was 13. FML
Today, I called my dad to tell him my boyfriend had proposed to me, and that we're planning on being married this summer. He was surprised at the short engagement, so I said, "Well, we're almost 30." Dad replied, "Wow, I left your mom when I was 35!" So not the conversation for that information, Dad. FML
Today, I learned my 40 year old father is marrying a girl barely a year and a half older than me. She told me not to be afraid to call her mom. I was torn between punching her in the face and vomiting. FML
Today, when my dad said he was dating a woman he met at his retirees social club, I assumed it was a woman also in her 60s. Nope. Barmaid. A whole 42 years younger than him, 9 years younger than me. FML
Today, I met my older sister's cute male roommate. Everything was going smoothly until he asked if I was her mother. I’m only 20. FML
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Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Hey, he waited until you were legal. I guess he's unattractive. Otherwise, there would be no FML.
kfchicken 31
I really don't think the age gap is the biggest issue here man....
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Comments (6)
Brightside86 31
Studies show regardless of age men find women at about 20 to be the most attractive. Being in my 30s, doesn't seem old to me just seems normal. I imagine being in your 40s is similar.
kfchicken 31
I really don't think the age gap is the biggest issue here man....
yoitsky9 2
hell I'm 15 and i think a lot of 20yos are hot. just gotta wait till I'm legal 😞
RichardPencil 32
Hey, he waited until you were legal. I guess he's unattractive. Otherwise, there would be no FML.
Hangryko 32
Restraining order time.
core01 30
******* gross
j.b. 1
People always get uppity about one's clothes and "asking for it" but it's not such an unrealistic question. Granted, I always layer and still get comments, though mostly postive.
Hunter Phillips 7
2 things 1 glad you're of age and 2 at least it wasn't your dad.........sweet home Alabama