Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, there was a massive thunderstorm in my area. My first instinct - as well as my parents' - was to go to my sickly grandma's house and make sure she was okay, as she lives alone. As we prepared to step outside, we all remembered a rather crucial detail: My grandma is dead. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
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182crazyking 9
Sandy: The Revenge. It will be much better than the last few SAW movies.
Welshite 40
It's a proven fact that every natural disaster is the reincarnated soul of an angry pet. I thought everyone knew that...
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Comments (124)
IAmFromTacoLand 14
Haha karmas a b**ch huh?
mrz1177 11
Not karma, sandy.
octopussperm125 18
Anyone in staten island, NY, know wen the cable's guna wirk again
Welshite 40
I can't tell if you're trolling or just illiterate. I thought octopi were supposed to be intelligent.
KiddNYC1O 22
Nobody cares about SI.
AH1Zviper 15
According to his profile... He's high. I shall now attempt to speak in marijuana. " theyre back damn it. I..I..I think... I think that we have... Uhhhhhh... TO GET OUT OF HERE. On the rocket toilet... *puff* put... Put on bob marley.... *flush* that cat looks like it has been sculpted out of frozen yogurt..."
AH1Zviper 15
Eh, I tried.
Posthuman 26
AH1zViper, that was acid tongue. He's speaking potanese. What he said translates to: "I'm a lonely sad individual who can't spell and has no friends so I waste my life smoking pot, and I'm going to spread my high ass comments through this website where there can't be anyone smarter than me" that, or just rambling.
Sir_Loin257 4
He must've watched to much cable while it worked. His brain turned to mush
SanpakuEyes 18
He can't help it, he's stoned.
ICastillo 25
They didn't name it hurricane Sandy for nothing OP uh oh.…
lanken84 1
Sounds legit
hipsterrkid 2
Silly old geezer !
brand0n93 5
lol pet cemetery
lilaclake 3
Psht! That's ridiculous! Everyone knows it's 'cause Patrick's making fun of Texas again. Duh.
Dixbfloppin 11
"Hey, Patrick, who am I?" "Uhhhh… uhh – stupid?" "No, I'm Texas!" Or at least that's how I think it went. Something like that.
lilaclake 3
"What's the difference!"
perdix 31
Is your grandma Little Orphan Annie? If you don't get it, look it up because that's ******' hilarious!
theendofthedinos 2
I get it
missadoodikins 9
Oh that's sad :( poor grandma.
cutechick2000 0
I'm not joking hurricane Sandy started the day I put down my dog Sandy R.I.P. Sandy