Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, there was a massive thunderstorm in my area. My first instinct - as well as my parents' - was to go to my sickly grandma's house and make sure she was okay, as she lives alone. As we prepared to step outside, we all remembered a rather crucial detail: My grandma is dead. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
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182crazyking 9
Sandy: The Revenge. It will be much better than the last few SAW movies.
Welshite 40
It's a proven fact that every natural disaster is the reincarnated soul of an angry pet. I thought everyone knew that...
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Welshite 40
It's a proven fact that every natural disaster is the reincarnated soul of an angry pet. I thought everyone knew that...
walmartpaysme 15
If only people would actually pay attention in science class...
LollipopDragon 4
You ruined it, 34. Just ruined it. I was gonna laugh and then... I couldn't.
walmartpaysme 15
Ruined it in what way? I just agreed with the comment. I was saying if people paid attention in science class they would know that all natural disasters are deceased pets. Geez. Didn't think I would get thumbed down for an agreement.
sens3sfailing 25
The point is an agreement of it can usually ruin the initial joke if it isn't funny also because now we connect the two and can't not think of your comment...that's why you are thumbed down for an agreement.
lsdecaria1 5
Slap the shit of yo grandma
kumonsucks 7
Irrelevant to the story but heres a joke: Hurricane sandy: I can get a girl wetter than you ever could ;)
gc327072 31
That's worse than threadjacking, that's just useless posting.
loopsy_fml 14
13 is an unlucky number. It's unlucky that this is a TERRIBLE post!!!!!
oG100 5
haha the best!
Posthuman 26
Kumonsucks, I could squirt a girl with a water gun and get a girl water than you ever could.
Big_lama6 7
*facepalm*
deadxwedding84 5
Sandy the dog doesn't seem right. More so Sandy the water-type Pokémon.
N3766 20
More like the one from Bikini Bottom.
Crlnprz 11
I wanna be the very best, THAT NO ONE EVER WAS!
gracehi 33
To catch them is my real test! To train them is my caaaaaaaause!!! EVERYBODY!!!!
a_commenter 3
I WILL TRAVEL ACROSS THE LAND! SEARCHING FAR AND WIDE!
MidnightKnight 6
EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT'S INSIDE! POKEMON!
Nyx7 24
Teach* goddammit you had one job
Mideoyeo 12
Old people can be so funny and strange all at the same time.
88vivera 9
Totally agree
BubbleGrunge 18
Be safe OP! On the other hand, Grandma could be fun come Thursday if you have no power, and are bored! :) Nothing like a scary story in the dark!
ArmlessSkydiver 7
It's official: sharing you FML is more important than conserving your phone battery while in a life threatening situation.
Shrike 24
I know, right? They should be saving battery power for that app that magically disperses hurricanes.
hatesfate 6
...or you know for emergency cases to call for help But sure if you want to be an obtuse thinking smart ass a hurricane dispersing app could work too.
AlexaWuzHere 31
Who says OP's power is out? There are quite a few places that did not lose power, especially if they aren't at the heart of the storm.
hatesfate 6
No one said that it is out. But with a hurricane passing through rolling blackouts for days upon end are common.
traveler_ghost 12
so that's why the wind sounds like it was howling...
a_commenter 3
ba-dum tss!
unknown_user5566 27
At least you have something funny to lighten up an otherwise serious situation. Hope you and your family make it through the storm okay, OP.
loopsy_fml 14
How do you know she isn't wrong? Huh? She could be right, you never know........... But I might. Now how do I make an evil, mischievous face?