Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while having lunch with my grandparents, my grandpa's eyes glazed over, his head fell and he slumped in his chair. I started panicking and almost cried, thinking he was dead. Then he laughed and said "Just kidding. I'm fine." FML
Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML
Today, after mourning and making my girlfriend cancel her big birthday party, I found out my grandma didn't actually die. FML
Today, I announced to my friends that my grandmother is dying. My best friend pulled out his phone and casually announced, "Technically, everyone is dying." FML
Today, at the end of my great grandmother's funeral, her daughter (my grandma) told me and my mother that she doesn’t have a reason to come back and visit anymore, and that everyone in her life is now gone. FML
Today, my mom came over to me and whispered something in my ear. I didn't hear it and assumed it was a joke, so I started laughing. Turns out my aunt died. FML
Today, I saw an old friend while out and about. Since I don't leave the house very often, my friend was surprised to see me in person. He jokingly asked if someone was dying, and I cried in response. I was in fact going to the hospital to say goodbye to my grandma. FML
Today, after my sister's wedding, a bunch of people were dancing. I noticed my grandma sitting alone and looking sad. My grandpa died last month, so feeling bad for her, I asked if she'd like to dance with me. She seemed a lot happier, until I accidentally caused her to fall and break her arm. FML
Today, while at my aunt's funeral, my grandma who has terrible memory loss asked me whose funeral we were at. I had to explain to her that her daughter had died. FML
Today, I found an obituary clipping on my kitchen table. It was for my grandpa. No one told me he died. FML
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Top comments
carriealana 0
What kind of joke is that? Even if she hadn't died, it wouldn't be funny!
mygreenhoodie 0
your spelling hurts my eyes..
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Comments (135)
carriealana 0
What kind of joke is that? Even if she hadn't died, it wouldn't be funny!
ilikepie789 0
#1s kinda hot
alexomAnexo 0
Agreed.
RJohnyblaze 0
agreed. FYL
lsufan003 0
no.. no she's not.. she looks like a whale
PurpleLlamas 0
ya seriously why would you joke about grammy dying?? you totally ****** deserved it!!
mayumm 0
WAIT. what do you mean grandma FInALLY die? did yiu WANT her to die??? YDI for being retarted and making a dumb joke like that.
mygreenhoodie 0
your spelling hurts my eyes..
WTSchool 0
This FML made me feel sad. YDI for making such a horrible joke.
waterside88 0
aw! what bad timing you have..
0___0 9
I agree with both the people above me :/ BUT LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL at you :)
Weil 0
ololololololol
McLaughlane 0
...slick. :P
Xinxinix 0
You have terrible timing... I could only imagine their response...
SilverBallet 0
The power of words...
Sean123 0
that wasn't even close to being funny and even if she didnt die thats the worst thing to say to family, what u want her to die.
amandaxotracy 0
hahah i literally laughed out loud at that, but i am sorry. i send my condolences.
z_vet 0
Stupid joke dude.