Today, my family and I are sitting in our house while Hurricane Sandy is going on. My grandma is freaking out because she believes it's our recently deceased dog Sandy getting revenge for putting her to sleep and getting a new dog. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while out of town, I got a hysterical phone call from my teenage nephew who was pet-sitting at my house. My geriatric dog, who seemed fine when we left, had died during the night. Now my family is mourning the dog and my nephew is traumatized. FML
Today, I left my dog alone in the house for ten minutes while I took a shower. When I got out I found a mess of dust all over the floor and her ripping up a package that was supposed to be sent to my aunt. It contained my grandmother's ashes. FML
Today, I told my daughter that we were going to the beach. Today, my daughter also tried to dig up our deceased dog, who we buried in our back yard last week, so he could come along. FML
Today, there was a massive thunderstorm in my area. My first instinct - as well as my parents' - was to go to my sickly grandma's house and make sure she was okay, as she lives alone. As we prepared to step outside, we all remembered a rather crucial detail: My grandma is dead. FML
Today, my dog showed me her latest kill. Too bad it was the stuffed animals my dead grandmother had given me as a child that had a lot of sentimental value to me. FML
Today, I went to visit my grandmother. My grandfather recently died, so I had gotten her a cat for comfort. Turns out in her sadness, she had forgotten about the cat. I found its remains being eaten by ants and birds. FML
Today, my dad watched the news and decided to start preparing for Hurricane Sandy by buying $300 worth of long-life and canned food. We live in Australia. FML
Today, I walked into my house to find everyone sitting around the table and looking sad. I thought it would be a good time to crack a joke and said, "What's wrong? Grandma finally die?" Turns out she had. FML
Today, I was awoken by a conversation my mom was having with my dog upstairs. She was telling my dog that a ghost lives in our house. She was completely serious. The ghost even has a name and a backstory. FML
Today, my dog started barking very aggressively. Thinking she'd started another gruesome fight with my older dog, I jumped up from the couch, spilling my coffee all over my laptop and dress, and knocked over a vase my grandmother gave me. She was barking at her own shadow. FML
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182crazyking 9
Sandy: The Revenge. It will be much better than the last few SAW movies.
Welshite 40
It's a proven fact that every natural disaster is the reincarnated soul of an angry pet. I thought everyone knew that...
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Comments (124)
Lionesse 15
No one ever listens to the Grandma. Look what happens now :p
crazytwinsmom 25
Guilt trips suck on either side.
Dixbfloppin 11
If that were the case, every fish I (accidentally) killed as a child would have each reincarnated as a giant wave and would have wiped out the entire west coast.
insaneygolover 9
So it's all her fault!!!! Lol jk
noisebox 1
Your could put her outside to run wild with the dogs!
greatdanen 6
was Sandy a tasmanian devil?
onorexveritas 24
xD crazy grandma
BlahBritts 3
Haha! My dad has just literally divorced his wife "Sandy" who had trashed his property and house and has made the divorce very ugly. I woke up yesterday morning to a status saying "Hurricane Sandy is on her way. She will destroy lives, cost of it will be massive, she'll create havoc, and destroy homes. I'll be glad to see the back of it, like many others. But still, winds come and go, and people will get over it!" Irony at it's best.
kzkiller001 8
Karma's a bitch
Quimpo 14
I would love to see a video of that lol