Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my ex is sleeping in the basement for a few days until he can find a new place. All three of my cats would rather snuggle with him on the couch, even though two of them hate each other. None want to be with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
Today, a woman walked out of the Humane Society with a cat carrier. I said, "Oh did you adopt him?" She walked past and started crying. She had just brought her cat in to be euthanized. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Blacksxe 1
Steal his stuff and give it to charity. Well you can't stand seeing things that remind you of him.
sparxva 12
Go to the animal shelter. Explain that your ex said he can'tlive with your cat anymore and you had to choose. Then tell them your ex is moving out tomorrow. They'll probably give you your cat back and won't be able to stop laughing.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (135)
DeathBunny218 37
He says he can't "Stand" living with cats, so Aj is suggesting that he sits down to make the experience less annoying
HentaiBunny 4
So basically he's getting rid of all the pussy in his life. Quick, check his email for gay encounter craigslist replies!
rayrayray23 1
Ha
Istalkrexgar2000_fml 0
What a complete asshole. Go get the cat back!!
deviable 9
I thought it was hilarious.
HideouslyHuman 10
So basically it was a play on words...that was bad.
tricia1234 1
That ******* asshole u should take somthing that he loves and sell it
MrSassypants 34
#36 why would you screw cats if you like dogs better?
a_nutritionist 10
i agree with getting rid of his stuff, or just take him to a homeless shelter and explain you cant stand to live with him any longer
muchagente 5
but, let's face the facts: "not any longer" is "not any minute from now", not "not longer than two days". what was he supposed to do, then?
LinaLyssic 12
I wanted to cry when I read this. Hope you got your cat back and that bastard stays out of your life.