Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my ex is sleeping in the basement for a few days until he can find a new place. All three of my cats would rather snuggle with him on the couch, even though two of them hate each other. None want to be with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
Today, a woman walked out of the Humane Society with a cat carrier. I said, "Oh did you adopt him?" She walked past and started crying. She had just brought her cat in to be euthanized. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML
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Top comments
Blacksxe 1
Steal his stuff and give it to charity. Well you can't stand seeing things that remind you of him.
sparxva 12
Go to the animal shelter. Explain that your ex said he can'tlive with your cat anymore and you had to choose. Then tell them your ex is moving out tomorrow. They'll probably give you your cat back and won't be able to stop laughing.
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Comments (135)
jgduplante 9
At least you can go to the shelter and re-adopt her. And maybe if you tell them what happened they'll just give her back. I'm sure things like this happen occasionally..
HuGoo78_fml 16
Go take back your cat! And make him a bad joke like take is xbox
truwinna 0
Take his condoms and say you won't be needing these anymore
Firebirdfreak47_fml 0
Lol
RebekahBrooke 9
what an a-hole
skyeyez9 25
The poor cat wasn't his to give away. Steal a bunch of his stuff and hide it at a friends house. Once he is gone, get it back and sell it or burn it.
thijskrol 0
give him to the animal shelter and say i cant take it any longer to see.you anymoe
G0t4acked 8
Take his shit and toss it then tell him you can't stand his shit in your house any longer.
Nosrebor 8
I've reread this a few times, and still failed to understand how that made sense... Am I just having a brain fart?
lucitaxd 0
Stop posting and get back your cat!!!!!