Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
Today, my ex is sleeping in the basement for a few days until he can find a new place. All three of my cats would rather snuggle with him on the couch, even though two of them hate each other. None want to be with me. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, exactly two years to the date when I thought my dream had came true when my partner surprised me with a kitten. Except two weeks later we had to give him away because my partner was too anxious about the cat destroying any of his stuff. I'm still heartbroken. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me I had to get rid of my cats, or he would leave. He punched a hole in my wall when I told him I chose the cats. FML
Today, my asshole of a roommate finally decided to move out. Not only did he take his belongings with him, he took some of mine as well. Including my dog. FML
Today, a woman walked out of the Humane Society with a cat carrier. I said, "Oh did you adopt him?" She walked past and started crying. She had just brought her cat in to be euthanized. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. He let me know by shaving "CYA" into my dog's fur and then moving out before I got home from work. FML
Today, my boyfriend wanted to get into an open relationship. He has no romantic feelings for me anymore, but he didn't want to separate from my cat. FML
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Blacksxe 1
Steal his stuff and give it to charity. Well you can't stand seeing things that remind you of him.
sparxva 12
Go to the animal shelter. Explain that your ex said he can'tlive with your cat anymore and you had to choose. Then tell them your ex is moving out tomorrow. They'll probably give you your cat back and won't be able to stop laughing.
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Comments (135)
ELMOxKRUNK 0
Who cares cats suck any ways
jiharrison 0
That's awful! I'd go get your cat back and torch his stuff! I would also inform him since there would be no point in staying because he has nothing else to get, he is free to leave... ASAP.
GoBolts 12
probably too late now but it would have been easy to find out what shelter he gave the cat too...
alexicanaaa 7
It's a stupid nasty cat. Ick. Just get it back if you really want that boring pissy bag of bones.
kei1108 13
Go back and get your cat back and never speak to that selfish jerk again!
EverdreamOfMe 24
Sue the bastard!
cwl727 33
go get your kitty back.
myanichole 22
:(
maroongrad 13
That's what laws about theft are for. Cat is your property. You have vet bills, deposits for the apartment, food, litter, toys, etc. costs, right? Ergo, the cat is valuable. Take his ass to court for theft and nail him for emotional pain and suffering too.