Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
That was quick
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
A good excuse
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Nothing but red flags
Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Small world, huh?
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Top comments
millagramssxe 24
makes you wonder what she was up to while you guys were dating.
askullnamedbilly 33
Unless she started dating him immediately after you two broke up, it's not really any of your business. You're not with each other anymore and are both allowed to date whomever you want. If the timing isn't suspicious, there's no reason for you to assume that there was anything going on while you were dating.
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purepumpkin 12
Means absolutely nothing.
EgyptianPride98 8
I just got a Friends flashback when Rachel started dating Mark, the guy that got her the job at Bloomingdales, after she and Ross broke up.
rocker_chick23 27
Did she cheat on you with him? if not, it is none of your business who she dates since you two aren't together any more.
Lyss09 10
When I'm with someone, and tell them not to worry about someone, they shouldn't worry because I'm with them and nobody else and I'm faithful. However, that doesn't mean that someone else may not be attractive or be someone that I would never date - it just means I won't pursue it because I'm with someone already. That was probably the case here as well, either way, you guys have broken up and reguardless of who she's with, I'm sorry to say but, it's none of your concern.
Ilikepie82479 20
That's how it always works
rhyannon11 7
This happened to me. It doesn't matter if you're happy with someone else, it still stings. It is hard not to let all the happy memories you have be tarnished. Stay strong.
demonkitty619 8
Sometimes its for the best. I was on the other side of this. My boyfriend at the time was always nervous about my best friend and I seeing each other once a month at shows we would work. I didnt want my best friend romantically and was faithful up until the day we broke up
demonkitty619 8
Further to the story, my ex was mad that I moved on, however we both agree the relationship had been "over" for a year and had gone months without seeing each other, or caring at all, for that matter. My ex and I are finally happy. It just meant we wouldnt have been happy together any longer
kalbrek009 20
If I had a dollar for every time my ex had told me that...I'd have between $300-500...yeah, there's a reason she's my EX & I moved 1800+ miles away from her.
tuckmyster99 3
shit like that happens all the time girls can be really unfaithful not all but a lot ull think they are only focused on you when they are talking to more boys on their smartphone I've seen it too much to say its only some girls its most of them
sml2345 1
know the feeling