Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
That was quick
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
A good excuse
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Nothing but red flags
Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Small world, huh?
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
Top comments
millagramssxe 24
makes you wonder what she was up to while you guys were dating.
askullnamedbilly 33
Unless she started dating him immediately after you two broke up, it's not really any of your business. You're not with each other anymore and are both allowed to date whomever you want. If the timing isn't suspicious, there's no reason for you to assume that there was anything going on while you were dating.
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Comments (119)
Senorangelo 10
Because you were the priority, man. Stop stalking, you're not together anymore for a reason. Imagine the other way around.
Undecidedlime 6
This shit happened to me too. It's way too common. You're better without her.
candymonster191 16
What a kawinkydink, that happened to me too! He said he say her as a sister and that would never happen! We broke up Christmas, then by Valentine's Day they were together.
mcfama 1
I also was in that situation, it sucks big time!!! ???
pantherprincess 6
My ex fiancé did the same to me. It was irritating.
bigsniper210 2
That happened to me.
Grenith 21
Everytime.
parkwaydrive7 9
I'm right there with you OP, same shit happened to me
allplayedout 20
That's not evidence she's done anything wrong. Get your nose out of your ex's business; it'll help you move on with your life faster.
demonfacee 14
I'm suspecting your girlfriend was cheating.