Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Today, for the first time in two years, I met my ex-girlfriend. I was drunk. FML
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Today, it's my two year anniversary with my wife. She's celebrating the day with her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, I checked my ex's profile for the first time since we broke up a few months ago. He's dating a girl who's so pretty, and he looks so happy. He started dating her about 3 weeks after we broke up and when I broke up with him he wasn't upset at all. He had been ignoring me for weeks, and forgot our anniversary. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I found my ex on Bumble for the second time. She lives with her husband, whom she married a decade ago. FML
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RichardPencil 32
When in the history of the world has anyone told their boyfriend/girlfriend that a potential rival was someone to "definitely someone to worry about?"
poopface82 25
Ugh. My ex just told me she and her new squeeze were celebrating their one-year anniversary this past weekend. She didn’t leave me until March of last year. I called her on it and she just issued a meek “sorry.” Yeah, **** you if you do this shit.
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RichardPencil 32
When in the history of the world has anyone told their boyfriend/girlfriend that a potential rival was someone to "definitely someone to worry about?"
poopface82 25
Ugh. My ex just told me she and her new squeeze were celebrating their one-year anniversary this past weekend. She didn’t leave me until March of last year. I called her on it and she just issued a meek “sorry.” Yeah, **** you if you do this shit.