anonymous
Rancho Cordova, United States
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
That was quick
Today, my ex started dating the girl he kept telling me not to worry about. We broke up three hours ago. FML
Anonymous
Told you so
Today, my wife is leaving me for the guy she told me not to worry about, who is also her ex. FML
Anonymous
A good excuse
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Wolverine Morningstar
Overlap
Today, I saw my ex-girlfriend for the first time in two years with the guy she told me "not to worry about" and they were celebrating their 3-year anniversary together. FML
Jullii
Nothing but red flags
Today, my ex of 5 years began dating the girl he told me was, “One of the guys”, “Don’t worry, she’s like a sister to me” and, “I would never see her that way.” We broke up a couple of days ago because my “paranoia” and “assumptions” about her were putting a “strain” on our relationship. FML
idekwtfigo
Friends?
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Maidenhead, United Kingdom
Small world, huh?
Today, I was talking to my best friend about how much of an asshole my ex-boyfriend is. After about 2 hours of non-stop bitching, it turns out she's actually dating him. FML
effyou
United States
Today, my best friend decided to start dating my ex. We broke up yesterday. She also thinks I'm crazy because I'm upset about it. FML
D-Man
This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff
United States
Fate
Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend got engaged to a coworker. I got her the job. FML
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millagramssxe 24
makes you wonder what she was up to while you guys were dating.
askullnamedbilly 33
Unless she started dating him immediately after you two broke up, it's not really any of your business. You're not with each other anymore and are both allowed to date whomever you want. If the timing isn't suspicious, there's no reason for you to assume that there was anything going on while you were dating.
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Comments (119)
timakramer 14
I got this several times with my Ex.. Except she just ****** the guys
MG73 9
The same thing happened to me. My ex insisted that he had no interest in his coworker/friend and even though we were breaking up, he had no intention of dating anyone for a long time. Six weeks later he was tagged in a picture with said coworker at a dinner party. They were holding one another.
HorrorJr 26
Same dude feelings grow for no reason
TheSacredRatty 18
Ha! The meme came true. FYL.