Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
Today, my ex found out that I didn't cheat on her and apologized. I forgave her but now she wants me to leave my fiancee and get back together with her. She won't take no for an answer. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
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DesB 7
dame that's ****** up...I hope you told her no!
Keyman1212 14
Hey, she's the one who'll end up miserable in the end. Cheer up buddy. Oh, and don't give that hussy the dress.
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Comments (162)
Bewitched_fml 0
Tell her she can't because you've already returned the dress, and if you can't return it, sell it on E-Bay.
FarSide 23
Why be a liar when you could just say "no"?
sarapsosis 1
And you should said do you mind shit stains cuz I just took a dump on it
reesey0809 0
I'd smack that trick 6 ways from sunday for even thinking to ask me dat !?!
HSOMGF 5
Let her use the dress. If that's all it takes to get that parasite out of your life for good, it's well worth it.
jewjewB 0
just let her use the dress. the pictures of her wedding will forever remind her of you. people will be like beautiful dress and shell remember that her x fiancé was the one that bought it
TheDrifter 24
You sure it's good to give her the joy of gloating over how she played op for a sucker? "That chump bought me my wedding dress and even let me keep it after I left him to be with my other boyfriend" Not sure that's the way op wants to be remembered.
boone88 0
I agree with 17 but have something to add.. before you give her the dress get several hookers about her size have them wear the dress and take pictures of them doing horrible things with each other and the dress. After the wedding email or mail copies of said pics to her friends and family..
jewjewB 0
lol I didn't think about that. but I doubt she would be that ignorant to be like oh my x bought the dress that just makes her look bad even I she did make fun of the fact
TheHardwick3 7
She wouldn't give a shit because if she did she wouldn't have asked for it.
WithaKay 4
Give it away. To absolutely anybody else but her. Or wash it with something red. Or piss on it. Or send it to her in a box with animal crap.
Wiggy_78 0
Damn that's ****** up. Sorry OP
Doortje 30
Tell her you do mind, because you need the dress for your new fiancée.
Goose3 0
dud that is **** Ed up u should just tell her to go fuc k her self
denvan 0
Burn the dress give her what is left tell her yes she can wear it. Good luck achieving the task.