Today, my ex fiancée, who left me six months ago, asked if I'd mind if she used the wedding dress I bought her for our wedding. She's just gotten engaged again. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Hell no!
Today, my ex-wife, whom I divorced just 8 months ago, asked me to attend her wedding, because "it would mean a lot" to her. She's marrying the man she cheated on me with. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend proposed to me, at my wedding. FML
Doomed
Today, my fiancée handed me her engagement ring back and told me she felt like she's pressuring me into marriage, so to make me feel better about it we’re no longer engaged. On top of this, I found out she’s started talking to her ex again. FML
Not the one
Today, an ex-boyfriend of mine came to the jewelry store I work at to pick out an engagement ring for his girlfriend. The same guy who just a few months earlier ended our 8-year relationship because I wanted marriage and he didn't. FML
Am I a joke to you?
Today, I received a wedding invitation. It was from my ex-girlfriend, who left me for my brother. FML
Today, my fiance told me that he no longer loves me, that he still has feelings for an ex. The wedding is off and he needs the ring back to give to the right woman. FML
Moving on
Today, my ex found out that I didn't cheat on her and apologized. I forgave her but now she wants me to leave my fiancee and get back together with her. She won't take no for an answer. FML
Today, I logged on Facebook and saw my friend who'd been engaged, then broke the engagement, then got back together announce their new wedding date: three days before my wedding. She also sent me a message asking if I'd move my date. We've been planning our wedding for two years. She got engaged six months ago. FML
Today, I received an invitation to my ex’s wedding. We were dating for three years and just broke up four months ago. FML
Top comments
DesB 7
dame that's ****** up...I hope you told her no!
Keyman1212 14
Hey, she's the one who'll end up miserable in the end. Cheer up buddy. Oh, and don't give that hussy the dress.
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Comments (162)
canadienGurl76 0
what a bitch. sorry buddy. : /
canadienGurl76 0
69 (: anywho sell it to her or put a big rip into it :p
freqnhz 0
tell her you gave it to Goodwill.
lmaoatall 6
tell her this , " ya, sure, go ahead and use it. hope you can get the shit streaks out of it. ran out of tp and dint want to use my good socks
houstontxmex 0
wash it and dry it till it shrinks to 3 sizes too small, then send it to her...imagine how she will feel when it won't fit anymore!
Ur1Temptazian 0
it's ok...using a wedding gown intended for her previous wedding that did not happen and using it for a wedding it wasn't intended for is bad luck
voltron_cometh 0
Smear a whole lot of poison ivy all over the inside of it.
20Lindz07 0
I do hope you told her no.
vonne 0
what a bitch say no...and tell that bitch her man can buy it.
becky34 0
perhaps she is a lucky in love little bitch!! why are you all hating on her lucky ass! anyone who leaves a man & then 6 months down the road is lucky enough to find her prince charming has every right to ask previous said man for previous wedding dress he so jovially purchased for her lucky ass! remember to ask for double the price & luckily, she will get double the karma ;)