kaydebug
Today, while doing self-checkout at Walmart, the cap of my laundry detergent came off as I scanned it and dumped all over me. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Jeremy?
Today, I shat myself in the middle of Walmart. It dripped out the bottom of my pants till i made it to the restroom, which was on the other side of the store. FML
I HATE THESE MACHINE
Technology hates human
Today, I went through a self-checkout at a grocery store. The machine kept repeating, “Please remove the unexpected item in the bagging area.” After five attempts, an employee came over and discovered the “unexpected item” was my own elbow resting on the counter. FML
Anonymous
Falling down
Today, I was doing laundry. I went to go grab a couple of detergent pods. Forgetting that I'm 5'3 and the pods are above the industrial-sized washer, I reached for them and fell backwards into a hole where the water from the washer goes. My left leg got soaked in dirt water. FML
Whoops...
Today, my breakfast disagreed with me and I unexpectedly shat myself at the laundromat, right after starting the washer with all of my other pants in it. FML
Anonymous
Supermarket crash
Today, I slipped on a small wet patch of floor in the grocery store and fell flat on my back, bringing my half-full shopping cart down with me. FML
dave
United States
Today, I took a trip to Wal-Mart. There's a car wash that they conveniently built right outside of this Wal-Mart. So as I was leaving, I decided to make use of this car wash, not even thinking about the $200 worth of groceries I had just purchased. I drive a pick-up truck. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Laundry day
Today, it was laundry day. After my fifth and final load, I noticed I never added any laundry detergent. FML
ms98
Adelaide, Australia
Today, I was shopping when I suddenly slipped on the wet floor and my basket and my groceries were flung everywhere. Moments later, one of the cleaners walked over holding a "wet floor" sign, saw me and laughed. FML
Teen
United States
Whoops
Today, I was trying on clothes in a store that had just screens set up for changing. As I took off the first pair of pants had I tried on, my foot got hooked in the cuff and I fell out in my underwear in front of the whole store. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2019 but it's good stuff
Chance encounter
Today, while browsing through Walmart, I slipped on a piece of clothing and fell backwards into an obese lady’s butt. When I landed, she farted. FML
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real life problems 26
What a waste of a good afternoon snack
Glowworm56 27
Not only did you do a self-checkout, you did a self-washing too! Now that's efficiency at work!
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real life problems 26
What a waste of a good afternoon snack
kaydebug 8
😂😂😂
kaydebug 8
only it wasnt Tide or Pods of any kind
Glowworm56 27
Not only did you do a self-checkout, you did a self-washing too! Now that's efficiency at work!
kaydebug 8
hahahaha
RichardPencil 32
That’ll teach you a lesson for checking yourself out — that’s narcissism!
Warmonger_Smurf 29
Damn, even Walmart thought you needed a bath. You must have been really dirty.
EarthsMightiestHeroes 20
my manager at work had a similar thing happen to him. he reached up to grab some detergent on the top shelf of a display so he could move it to an end cap and the lid came off, dumping blue detergent all down his shirt and all over the floor. I was the "lucky" one to clean it up while he changed shirts. now we get a kick out of it.
rodfergie 18
What do you use to get that out of the your clothes?
kaydebug 8
um ... it was laundry soap... ???