Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
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baby_gurl2405 0
send him a nude pic of some fatty instead :P
perdix 31
Get the crush's number and tell him you'll send the picture directly to her. Photoshop the picture and shrink his dick, give him love handles and put a tattoo of his mom's face looking upward and inward on his upper thigh. That'll do the trick!
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Comments (56)
little_jane 0
hey at least it wasn't your crush he wanted to send it to
Unsure_1 0
Your ex is a man **** and a man *****. Seriously though people where are all the bashers? If it was the girl who wanted to have the boy give them the naked picture everybody would be saying that the girl was a **** and a *****.
Juliette_SHANK 0
hah, yeah my xbf marcus did the same thing to me. only he was claiming to still be in love with me and a whole bunch of other shit. hah.
LOL_7052 0
real question: did u save them? if yes, ydi. if no, still ydi for caring that he has a crush
bitchslapper 2
What a dick, why would you want to get back with him???
crapazoidburg 0
Say no
daemonsparta 16
and? he's your ex. you're not tigether