Today, I took my son to lunch. After we ate, the waitress came over and told me that my son was the most well-behaved child they had ever had there. His response was to pull his pants down and moon the entire restaurant while smacking his bottom. FML
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BekkyLove15 14
Nope! He ripped the tweeds down before I even had a chance to get up and get to the other side of the table. He definitely knows the difference between right and wrong, and was spoken to VERY sternly when back in the car. Of course, the talking to May have been more successful if my 81 year old grandmother wasn't laughing so hard.
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invadermaythe1st 35
How old is your child?
vbzy 11
I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.
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invadermaythe1st 35
How old is your child?
vbzy 11
I envisioned the son being about 20. It makes the FML that much better.
AmexBlack 24
Eric Cartman? I was thinking more Bart Simpson.
sweetbliss3 37
12 thats hilarious, i pictured that too. on a different note, kids do a lot of weird stuff, especially if they know theyre being talked about. i used to work in a restaurant and some of the things kids do is so funny.
BekkyLove15 14
My son is 8. He thinks he is SO funny!
184886837272837 32
I remember going to a day camp when I was 8. We canoed out to an island for lunch and I dropped my pants and took a shit in front of everyone. At that age you sometimes just don't know whats appropriate and what's not... hell I'm 17 and still figuring it out
skyeyez9 25
My first impression was he is 5-7yrs old. I was close!
lexi365 20
Stewie Griffin?
z3r0d4z3 22
mommy spanks me like this.
ishchandan 14
Reminds me of Cartman from South Park
SoulAmeliorate 16
Talk about an asshole.
cakefete2 31
I'm sure the other diners sure his as well.
BootheGhost 6
#43 Before you get downvoted to oblivion, you mind clarifying what your comment meant? I'm pretty sure its a typo, either that or I'm being slow.
cryssycakesx3 23
"I'm sure the other diners saw his ass as well" I'm guessing.
cakefete2 31
Yes Crissy, don't know how I missed that typo.
EnderWolf1013 9
auto correct huh
Pingvinai 37
Kids be kids, someday you'll tell him about this and have a laugh.
cassieperiodbee 14
I have a brother like that
SoulAmeliorate 16
Who pulls down his pants and smacks his butt cheeks at restaurants?
bethrh 49
Her brother and OP's kid, obviously
cakefete2 31
She could be OP's daughter. I wouldn't readily admit to being related to the kid in the post either.
cdawg69 10
wow really? tell us more about your brother! (insert sarcastic tonw hwre)
toaster123 11
whwre
KillSwitch96 18
Right thwre! That's whwre!
star14394 20
What's better than a free spirit?
MrDonSalvetti 27
Free Beer!
hulopro 16
A free spirit who doesn't smack his ads in public.
chickenfeet223 11
Free spirits unite !!
smc3106 25
A child that behaves well and knows that it's not okay to pull his pants down in public, maybe?
ballerboy20 8
an american idiot?
TiiBags 15
Holiday?
TiiBags 15
Holiday?
mn204 13
#56 - Before posting your assumptions , you should look at the location , OP is from UK
communisttaco 16
****... And bacon
False_Stupidity 42
How about free spirits.. (I prefer rum personally)
communisttaco 16
Most things
alexmisty88 16
At first I was thinking the son is about 19, but by the end I was really hoping the son isnt 19.....
Axel5238 29
Go to textsfromlastnight.com the stuff there will really make you fear for the future. You see signs of it here too but it isn't as wide spread. Hard to hope for the future when people say here/and there say things like: they don't know how to make toast, smoking weed in public isn't a big deal( and potentially driving) and thinking somehow STD's aren't more common now than they used to be.
Fearlessjaydog 7
No kid ever wants to be well behaved! They want to be fun, cool and interesting. That's why they always do such crazy things
theawkwardlife 21
Are you saying well behaved kids aren't fun, cool or interesting? I'll have you know I've never mooned anybody at a restaurant and my mom thinks I'm very cool.
oscillation26 3
but think about how cool you could have been if you had? might be some untapped potential.
carabobara 7
what?! why?? did he take what the waitress said as an insult?
clrichmond2009 24
This sounds like something my toddler would do. I swear, little kids see someone complimenting their behavior as an excuse to totally blow said compliment completely out of the water.