Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
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baby_gurl2405 0
send him a nude pic of some fatty instead :P
perdix 31
Get the crush's number and tell him you'll send the picture directly to her. Photoshop the picture and shrink his dick, give him love handles and put a tattoo of his mom's face looking upward and inward on his upper thigh. That'll do the trick!
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Comments (56)
tinydancerxo 0
Wow. What a keeper. I don't blame you for wanting to get back with a tool like that... Not
ani7793 0
what a loser. i'd tell him to go ask his mother.
alexandraa_fml 0
Send him back a picture of a Gorilla.
Twinklestar 0
Tell him you tried and it wouldn't send for some reason, so you sent it to his mum so he can get it off her.
Rabbity 0
And why would you want to get back together with this guy? Oh right. You're an idiot who chases exes.
licci 0
Dude's mind is twisted, he wants you, so he says that to see how you react, mess with this fools mind. send him a picture of your dogs ass!
TryToBeKind 0
What an awful thing to say to you! I hope you told him "no" and informed him that he could send his OWN pictures to her. If he's doing that, he's not a friend and not respecting you and you are better off not talking to him unless you absolutely have to (i.e. you work with him andd you have to talk to help customers). In that case, only talk about what you have to talk about, as tempting as it is, don't bring up your relationship. And I'd be careful talking to his current girlfriend, too, unless you're only talking about yourself i.e. "Since we broke up, I haven't talked to him. If you want to read, here are the texts he has sent me and here is what I said. Since then, I haven't talked to him at all and I don't plan to." Again, that really sucks and you didn't deserve it at all.
st0815 9
You either need to read the FML again, or take some medication. I don't really know which.
roflmaonade 2
HAHAHAHA. lady's got quite vivid imagination.
thatguy1103 0
Hahaha yeah why don't we all read the 1st sentence of fmls and ramble about helping customers lolx
f_my_flip_life 5
Tell him you deleted that ugly shit a long time ago! xD
CallMeHush 1
Get a picture of Buffalo Bill dancing with his manhood tucked away, cut off the head and send that to him.
cherylface 13
He wants to send a naked picture of himself to a crush? You lost a real winner there. Sorry, I meant wiener. Really though, what kind of guy does that? I mean, besides an egomaniacal tool.