Today, my ex-boyfriend, who I have been trying to get back together with, texted me. He asked me how life was going, he then asked me if I had the naked picture of him saved on my phone. I asked him why. He replied that he wanted to send it to his crush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my ex-boyfriend got high and decided to text all our friends and family the crazy stories about us. He was even nice enough to include pictures. I hear a nude one made it to my Dad. FML
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, my ex texted me being all flirty and sexual and yet was never like that when we were together. Not long later, his new girlfriend messaged me saying, "Stop messaging my man, he doesn't want you back." FML
Today, my ex hit me up out of the blue, so I texted our mutual friend to tell them what had happened. The friend then told my ex and he got mad, ending with him texting me, “Pop quiz: When’s the last time you took a shower?” FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Today, my wife’s ex-boyfriend sent me a message with a screenshot of her trying to get in touch with him. FML
Today, my cheater of an ex-boyfriend sent me one of his many messages proclaiming his new-found love for me, and in the middle of it asked me how my period was going. FML
Today, my boyfriend took a selfie of us. When he turned his phone around, I saw his photos and there was a picture of him with his ex girlfriend earlier that day, despite him saying he had been at work all day. FML
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Today, someone took my phone away. Why? Because I was texting my ex-boyfriend who cheated on me with one of my friends. FML
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baby_gurl2405 0
send him a nude pic of some fatty instead :P
perdix 31
Get the crush's number and tell him you'll send the picture directly to her. Photoshop the picture and shrink his dick, give him love handles and put a tattoo of his mom's face looking upward and inward on his upper thigh. That'll do the trick!
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Comments (56)
cieramc 0
Pathetic, if he doesn't want to be with you than why are you going to try to get him back? He's obviously a total douchebag- You think he's worthy of being complained about on FML - A MAN wouldn't break up with a girl he can't live without and he can very plainly live without you. I just hate when people say "trying to get him back" - to me it says "how can I manipulate him into wanting me?"
Feverrotes 15
"Proceeded" ...... fail
TheTragicReturn 0
THANK YOU. I despise the word "proceed."
Emperor_Jim 0
People who try to get back with their ex's are retarded. I've never known ANYONE who got back together with an ex and it ended up working up working out. Obviously if one partner has moved on, the relationship is done. OP should move on too. YDI.
elisabethecstasy 0
What the F. Lousy.
damnrosi 0
Who takes naked pictures? such a bad idea, and who sends them to a CRUSH! not even a gf or someone that you are intimate with, just someone you want to be with!!! this has restraining order, or internet humiliation written all over it. Do him a favor, don't send it, just delete it.
oNikkio 0
. . . 'da ****?
cherylface 13
If he has no balls, that's going to be one embarrassing photo he sends his crush.
kitten1323 19
Wtf? "Today I was texting my ex and I found out he likes someone else FML" your a bitch k? hope you kill yourself :)
little_jane 0
he can like whoever he wants ...he is your EX!
me5 0
resize some parts if needed and send it back
HelloItsSam 0
that's so messed up should have just told him to take a new one what a freak