Today, my ex-boyfriend convinced my current boyfriend to break up with me because, "Bros before hoes." They met for the first time last week. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I found out he was seeing someone behind my back: my ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend convinced a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years broke up with me. Why? His best mate got dumped yesterday and my boyfriend thought it would be 'more fun' to be 'single lads together'. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend, who broke up with me because God said she couldn't have a boyfriend, started dating my friend... Who she always told me she didn't even like. FML
Today, I found out the real reason my boyfriend kept starting fights with me, and why my best friend kept telling me to break up with him. It was so they could turn their affair into a proper relationship, then twist it around to make me look like a bitch for dumping him. FML
Today, my ex-boyfriend is now dating my cousin, and he's stopped hanging out with me for her. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me because his wife found out about me. And by extension, I found out about his wife. FML
Today, my boyfriend told his best friend to text my sister telling her to tell me that he was breaking up with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend sent her new boyfriend over to my place to break up with me for her. FML
Today, I told my boyfriend about a friend-with-benefits that I had before him, and he dumped me because I’m still friends with that person, and I didn’t tell him about him right away. FML
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Kyrstin Budd 12
Sounds like you dodged a bullet on both accounts.
BurnInDemonFire 39
To Hell with both of them. You'll find the right guy eventually, OP.
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Comments (16)
RichardPencil 32
Anyone who really lives by the “bros before hos” credo is either gay, misogynistic or some combination of the two. You don’t need any of those in your life, girlfriend!
Firestar268 25
Although it might hurt at first. Look on the bright side. At least your ex saved you from lots more pain when you are more attached
Joanna Magdaleine Tupaz 5
And they lived happily ever after.
Reckless87 7
What an idiot, lmao. You're better off with out them I'm sure.