DOCMONROE
Marion, United States
Today, my body-building addiction hit a whole new level when I begged my friend to sell me her breast milk. FML
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FiFiLovee 26
Wish I could like that comment.. xD ^^
Lemurcat 12
Op, if she doesn't like the idea, don't keep pushing it on her. It doesn't matter how perfect breast milk is, friends come first. If she's uncomfortable and doesn't want to sell, lay off.
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Altar_fml 2
And how does breast milk help in bodybuilding?
pistachiopanda 19
It's actually a big thing to body builders as it has a lot of protein and vitamins that help promote muscle growth.
Pleonasm 36
This sounds like your areola of expertise, 11.
pistachiopanda 19
I try and commit these things to mammary.
mackdeezy 22
Well if she does sell it to him its a good way to milk a new cash coe
mackdeezy 22
Cow*
NoMore_CoolNames 14
Same reason athletes take HGH
mangoboy1 19
Breast milk is the milk of the gods for bodybuilders
slappygecko 21
It's good that you're committing it to mammary 28. I think it's in your breast interest.
Rainhawk94 27
would you boobs knock it off already with the puns
spekledworf 18
I thought tit was pretty funny
Examine 7
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I broke the chain lol master trole
love_me_electric 20
62 - I believe you meant to say "knocker off"
sammiaaron 16
LOL I'M LAUGHING WAY TOO HARD
ghil15 8
do u want it fresh from the breast or in a bottle just wondering ^-^
ElizabethNL93 20
There are actually places where women who pump more breast milk than they need/use can donate it. Of course, they get tested for diseases and such, and if they are healthy, then they can donate. I'm sure you could go online and find a website that gives/sells it. That being said, see a therapist, OP.
jw90 18
Fresh for me please.
diarheea101 11
that makes a big difference XD
hamburgerjung 23
That's gonna be the next question: By the way... this sounds creepy too, but I've heard it's only really good, if it's fresh... So... Would you be so kind to lift your shirt? :D
sirradel 14
I feel bad for your friend...
Rainhawk94 27
I feel bad for her juicy breasts
xSlendamon 4
Dude that's creepy
nightowl713 25
OP needs to understand just what exactly he is asking her to do. If she isn't planning on breast feeding after the first month, unless you are paying REALLY well, it isn't worth the pain she will go through. Breast feeding is an extremely uncomfortable and often times painful act, even just using a pump. She will have to continue buying pads for her bras, pay for containers to store it in, and take at least 20-30 minutes a pumping session away from her day. And besides all of that, it's pretty weird.
pistachiopanda 19
If she gave you some, you better consider her your breast friend.
Fitzinator1995 13
ha I see what you did there... (;
pistachiopanda 19
Titillating, wasn't it?
Pleonasm 36
He just wants the Double-D; anything more would just be milking it.
Fitzinator1995 13
ha yes
sarcasticzilla 9
We better stop before these puns start to RACK up.
flockz 20
let's milk these puns for all they're worth,
EpicJman2828 11
My pun kind of SUCKS...
Neyuu 18
Why stop? This is just the nip of the iceberg.
pwnman 33
OMG! YOU MADE MY DAY
WellThen0lo 7
Hopefully the husband/BF won't find out other wise you'll be BUSTed
gc327072 31
Careful, 74, you must avoid the nip of the iceberg or you will sink the tit-anic
Dodge4x4Ram 46
I saw that on PAIN & GAIN but I thought it was just for laughs
ElizabethNL93 20
That's what I thought of.. I thought maybe that guy was just weird. But then again, it is based on a true story.
dawnimus 21
It may be nutritious, but that's ******* creepy.
kevi97 6
Maybe it's just me but how exactly is it creepy it may be odd or uncommon or even out of place but not creepy
Wizardo 34
You should just stick to getting a lean body instead of trying to become the Michelin Man and looking like a balloony fool.
mangoboy1 19
He has his own goals. While I personally don't like the look of most anyone bigger than Arnold, I do respect their bodies because I know how hard it is to get there.
schadenfreud 6
how the hell would you even broach that subject? I cant help noticing youre lactating?
UnluckyGenius 21
"Can you sell me some of your excess breast milk?" There simple.
Holy_Schnikes 23
More like "I NEED BREAST MILK TO BE BIGGER! ME NEED MILK! YOU GIVE ME NOW! YOU DON'T NEED IT ALL!
babyshanice 12
That's a little extra don't you think?