Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my scumbag son proposed to his sweetheart girlfriend with an engagement ring he stole off his sister's finger while she was in hospital unconscious after an epileptic fit. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
TwitchingNebula 17
I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...
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Comments (185)
flockz 20
sounds like he did more than steal your heart.
Strafeh 9
?
thrillawang 0
why are you complaining? this guy's a catch.
juwood 7
Just larceny? Not grand larceny? Pfft cheepskate.
perdix 31
Even worse, he's going to get a new wife in the pokey. Good luck converting him back when he gets out, and you like getting donkey-punched.
poopdollar123 4
perdix is right, I'd go buy a strap on if you want the relationship to work out.
rhysfucker 24
The universe just gave you a sign, don't ignore it. Life is a series of decisions...make a good one and don't marry a thief.
cheefer 0
It's sure has to be tempting though. Adventure around every corner, running from the police, and killing people that get in your way.
moomoomeow2 7
I'm sorry!
bad_chiquita 5
Guess you won't be somebody's bitch...but he will.
toricakes 7
Wow that sucks :/
FlyingWhisps 5
Sounds like you got out just in time. Now you can go off and find yourself a new bo, preferably one who isn't a crook, but if that's what you like then what the hell. I recommend back alleys to be your new hot spot.