Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my scumbag son proposed to his sweetheart girlfriend with an engagement ring he stole off his sister's finger while she was in hospital unconscious after an epileptic fit. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
TwitchingNebula 17
I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...
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Comments (185)
madelinebriana 11
you've got yourself a keeper OP!
sugarandspice33 0
Watch him ask you to bail him out of jail...
FYLDeep 26
Yeah that sucks and all, but do you really want to marry someone who just got arrested for larceny?
bizarre_ftw 22
Nah, but the ring would've been a nice down payment on a condo
every1luvsboners 11
Now someone is going to steal his anal virginity. If he's walking funny after you bond him out, don't ask, just assume.
Buttsexpirate 9
Arghhhh I'll be waiting for his arrival.
rhysfucker 24
His rectal hymen might already be busted if he's been to jail before.
zombicidal 11
pirates roam the seven seas buttsexpirates roam the seven showers apparently
bizarre_ftw 22
No... They roam the seven Cs (or at least cause the 7 Cs) Clumsy Corner Criminals Crouched Carelessly Commonly Cry-out
beckyxD 13
Let's just hope he doesn't drop the soap...
zombicidal 11
-.- thanks for elaborating on the joke 75
Lolo99981 5
assuming makes an ASS out of U and ME...
MissMae93 23
Bizarre_ftw - I'm curious as to why you feel compelled to reply to almost every single comment on most FML's. It's actually quite annoying considering 90% of your "jokes" aren't even remotely funny.
21jason 9
BAAAABBEE can u come bail me out of jail
erockinthesuburb 17
Nothing says 'I Love You' like larceny!
causticgirl 6
Run like hell.
Ferretface 13
why...?
geon_olam 17
cuz of the swarm of bees dumbass. did u read the FML?
drawmesunshine 17
I'm going to do that next time the update FML. I'm going to pick a random one, not read it, and try to figure put what happened by reading the comments. If I was trying to do that to this FML, your comment might have thrown me off entirely.
drawmesunshine 17
They**
holeyman 8
Please don't reproduce
raphanne_fml 33
#26 OP did nothing wrong here...
jellitonoctopus 19
26- please don't reproduce :)
murdersquirrel 15
Maybe he'll steal you another BIGGER engagement ring...after he's, you know, done with the whole "jail sentence" thing.
Luck77 6
awh true love