Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Walk on the wild side
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
For better, for worse
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Bastard child
Today, my scumbag son proposed to his sweetheart girlfriend with an engagement ring he stole off his sister's finger while she was in hospital unconscious after an epileptic fit. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
TwitchingNebula 17
I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...
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Comments (185)
luvmerh8me 0
Haha! Time for a new fiancée!
duhWINNING2_fml 9
At least it didn't take a few years for him to get a ring like he said it would.
waltz 0
loser
bizarre_ftw 22
Well he DID say he got it for a steal :/
bizarre_ftw 22
Don't blame me! Blame my creative writing teacher!!! >.< The Puns!!!! They're a curse and a contagious plague!!!! Run while you can!
Kiksters 0
Can you say anything that's even remotely intelligent?? Your lame ass jokes and wise ass comments need to stop SERIOUSLY!!!
EvilSycoTroll 6
Lol first!
pickles2b2 4
now all you need is the cake!
caysters 12
What a winner! Lol.
Fmlisdashyt 0
Wow. Nice taste in men. Fyl
hateevryone 15
damn. double fail
EvilDave 13
YDI for dating trash.