Today, my engagement ring was seized by the police, and my fiancé was arrested on larceny charges. Both in the same visit. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was going to propose to my girlfriend. On our way to the Space Needle I was pulled over and promptly arrested. Apparently, I had recently purchased a car from a man who had robbed a jewelery store. The ring is now evidence. FML
Today, I went to a jewellery store to sell my wedding ring, after a long and painful divorce. The shop owner took one look at it and called the cops because I tried to sell him a diamond ring that had been stolen from him 3 years ago. My ex-husband left the country a week ago. FML
Today, I had to go get my fiancé's car so it wouldn't get impounded after he was arrested at 12 a.m. and charged with a felony. I just got out of prison in March, and we get married next week. FML
Today, I found out that my engagement ring was actually my husband's ex-fiancée's. FML
Today, my boyfriend got arrested. For robbing my house. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend was going to propose. He'd bought me a beautiful white gold ring that I never got to see. His estranged mom stole the ring. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went shopping for an engagement ring. We ended up breaking up in the process. FML
Today, my scumbag son proposed to his sweetheart girlfriend with an engagement ring he stole off his sister's finger while she was in hospital unconscious after an epileptic fit. FML
Today, I saw a picture of my ex giving her new boyfriend an extremely familiar ring. Upon zooming in, I realized that it was the engagement ring I gave her that she claimed to have had stolen from her home. FML
Today, I was out with my boyfriend, when he started browsing wedding rings. He found a ring, proposed to me right there in front of a crowd, and then was promptly denied a payment plan. We left without a ring. FML
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Yellow_Fish79 11
Awh, you're going to have such an exciting life together.
TwitchingNebula 17
I wish I could "thumb up" your comment, Sirin...
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Comments (185)
TheBigSexyBeast 1
Damn thats gangster! GTA type s*it! haha...The Beast Has Spoken............................!
Sprezlaus 9
Woops, that must hurt...
jethrolee53 3
I guess the cops girlfriend is about to get a ring!
Natasa1996 0
Guts bo.
lil00shadow 0
thats what you call a stolen heart
EvilDave 13
It is simple, but I will explain it because you are obviously too stupid to manage basic reading comprehension. If you are dating someone long enough and know him well enough to get engaged, you should know whether or not the person is a dirtbag thief. #128 knew her man was a dirtbag thief and wasn't surprised when the engagement ring turned out to be stolen. The OP was dating a guy who was a dirtbag thief and thus should not be surprised that the ring was stolen and should not be upset by the fact that it was stolen. The OP should be dating a better class of man, but instead she is dating a dirtbag POS probably because he is dangerous and exciting and if she just loves him enough he will change and everything will be better~. OP deserves it.
thatoneitalian 3
You sure know how to pick em..
ZKtheDuck 7
Perfect life together
mattorama 15
At least you know he's willing to do ANYTHING for you!
wittycomments 0
Pretty sure that arrest saved a good 20 years of your life from being wasted. Or maybe he was a nice guy. Whatever it may be, your ex-fiance will have A LOT of chances for 'relationships' in prison.